Grandpa Seth
@nickrhodenomicon.bsky.social
not with that attitude
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
not with that attitude
What's all this about pancakes? (Sorry, I just kind of scanned through your posts)
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What's all this about pancakes? (Sorry, I just kind of scanned through your posts)
I hope you trip over your shoelaces and as you fall to the ground your pants slip around your ankles and then when your temple strikes the ground it causes an involuntarily burst of urine to shoot up in the air and land directly in your eyeball while your children watch. You useless feckless coward.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I hope you trip over your shoelaces and as you fall to the ground your pants slip around your ankles and then when your temple strikes the ground it causes an involuntarily burst of urine to shoot up in the air and land directly in your eyeball while your children watch. You useless feckless coward.
I was planning on supporting Haus of Decline with a 10k check but now you’ve gone and made me feel self-conscious about the elaborate Lin-Manuel Miranda piece tattooed across the entirety of my back.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I was planning on supporting Haus of Decline with a 10k check but now you’ve gone and made me feel self-conscious about the elaborate Lin-Manuel Miranda piece tattooed across the entirety of my back.
Hey man, would you like to hear my dumbass thoughts on European politics? I don't actually live there or know shit about it but it doesn't seem to be stopping you.
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hey man, would you like to hear my dumbass thoughts on European politics? I don't actually live there or know shit about it but it doesn't seem to be stopping you.
Don’t listen to the haters Hakeem, ol’ Donny ain’t coming back from this hot fire you’re spitting.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Don’t listen to the haters Hakeem, ol’ Donny ain’t coming back from this hot fire you’re spitting.
I think that we need to accept that after over a century of baseball being played we somehow lucked into being able to watch the best to ever do it.
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I think that we need to accept that after over a century of baseball being played we somehow lucked into being able to watch the best to ever do it.
Will always remember the episode where Troi is getting seduced by another Betazoid and there's a jumpscare closeup of Marina Sirtis foot completely doused in oil out of nowhere.
October 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Will always remember the episode where Troi is getting seduced by another Betazoid and there's a jumpscare closeup of Marina Sirtis foot completely doused in oil out of nowhere.
Thank you for your service I'm absolutely gonna go read this for free somewhere online.
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Thank you for your service I'm absolutely gonna go read this for free somewhere online.
The 90s are back bay-beeeeee
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The 90s are back bay-beeeeee
Oh wow who could have seen this coming? It was me. Me and probably everyone in this thread.
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh wow who could have seen this coming? It was me. Me and probably everyone in this thread.
That’s how you get democratic congressmen going “ooopsie! Voted to give the American gestapo more money!”
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
That’s how you get democratic congressmen going “ooopsie! Voted to give the American gestapo more money!”
The fact that you don’t demand that your elected officials have consistent political, intellectual, and moral convictions and tolerate this incessant attitude of “oh but what about the the swing voters” is precisely the reason why we slid down this slippery slope towards this hell-world.
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The fact that you don’t demand that your elected officials have consistent political, intellectual, and moral convictions and tolerate this incessant attitude of “oh but what about the the swing voters” is precisely the reason why we slid down this slippery slope towards this hell-world.
Absolutely. And the "i just want a regular ol' cup of coffee" customers are generally insufferable to interact with so the idea that I would start pushing a flavored almond milk latte on some ruddy-faced boomer to prolong my suffering is a delusional notion.
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Absolutely. And the "i just want a regular ol' cup of coffee" customers are generally insufferable to interact with so the idea that I would start pushing a flavored almond milk latte on some ruddy-faced boomer to prolong my suffering is a delusional notion.
As a person who has spent way too many hours as a barista, I can tell you I would move heaven and earth to minimize the length of my conversation with this type of customer.
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
As a person who has spent way too many hours as a barista, I can tell you I would move heaven and earth to minimize the length of my conversation with this type of customer.
Always appreciate a surprise Powerhouse Pepper appearance.
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Always appreciate a surprise Powerhouse Pepper appearance.
As far as cartridge aesthetics go, this is an all-timer.
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
As far as cartridge aesthetics go, this is an all-timer.
This was where I mentally checked out of Goldmember because Mike Myers used this exact same beat-for-beat routine in Wayne’s World 2 when he’s talking to someone with one weird eyeball. Always bothered me.
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This was where I mentally checked out of Goldmember because Mike Myers used this exact same beat-for-beat routine in Wayne’s World 2 when he’s talking to someone with one weird eyeball. Always bothered me.
This, 100%. To stop recording for as long as they did and then come back and do some of their best work was borderline shocking to me.
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This, 100%. To stop recording for as long as they did and then come back and do some of their best work was borderline shocking to me.
I have never seen her early stuff until now but this is excellent and a fascinating counterpoint to what she eventually wound up doing.
August 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have never seen her early stuff until now but this is excellent and a fascinating counterpoint to what she eventually wound up doing.
I feel like this was a significant part of Teddy Roosevelt’s whole schtick.
August 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I feel like this was a significant part of Teddy Roosevelt’s whole schtick.
If you don’t spend the next three years getting ready to capitulate to whatever unprincipled empty suit that this corporatized party pushes upon you, well…rest assured there will be a strongly written post about it!
August 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
If you don’t spend the next three years getting ready to capitulate to whatever unprincipled empty suit that this corporatized party pushes upon you, well…rest assured there will be a strongly written post about it!
like, even assuming Gavin has actual principles and convictions (doubtful) he is either the biggest rube on the planet or a spineless career politico or thinks he can "West-Wing" out of this situation by not upsetting too many folks. The road to this hell is paved with Democrats like him.
August 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
like, even assuming Gavin has actual principles and convictions (doubtful) he is either the biggest rube on the planet or a spineless career politico or thinks he can "West-Wing" out of this situation by not upsetting too many folks. The road to this hell is paved with Democrats like him.
No, there isn't an equivalency. Trump is shameless boulder wrecking havoc where ever he wants and Gavin is a triangulating hack who invites the Charlie Kirks of the world to his house so they can publicly ensnare him in the world's most obvious rhetorical trap w/r/t transgender kids
August 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
No, there isn't an equivalency. Trump is shameless boulder wrecking havoc where ever he wants and Gavin is a triangulating hack who invites the Charlie Kirks of the world to his house so they can publicly ensnare him in the world's most obvious rhetorical trap w/r/t transgender kids
If he's willing to fuck over any marginalized group for political expediency, I might as well be voting for a slow, time-release capsule version of a Republican. Keep giving people like Newsom power and we will be right back here again. It's toothless, moral cowardice.
August 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If he's willing to fuck over any marginalized group for political expediency, I might as well be voting for a slow, time-release capsule version of a Republican. Keep giving people like Newsom power and we will be right back here again. It's toothless, moral cowardice.