nickraupp.bsky.social
@nickraupp.bsky.social
Long-winded jokes with disappointing punchlines are the pinnacle of comedy.
Specifically the M10 version in foil- it came as the marquee card in a starter deck when I started playing.
March 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It's bedtime. Teddy comes charging out of his and Toby's bedroom to tell on Toby for something. I say I'll be right there. I put on the mask.
I go to their room and kneel next to Toby's bed.
"QUIT HORSIN' AROUND"
I leave.

It didn't work, Toby commits more bedtime crimes five minutes later.
November 30, 2024 at 3:55 AM
It's important to teach our daughters to hit strange men with frying pans
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Being a good dad requires wearing a lot of hats.
November 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Cancel is dead, long live cancel!
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 PM