Nick McAnulty
@nickmcanulty.bsky.social
Canadian writer and filmmaker. Most (but not all) of my stuff has some blood in it.
Happy spooky season! Here's your Halloween reminder that I have scary stuff of mine to watch and read for those that are interested
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Happy spooky season! Here's your Halloween reminder that I have scary stuff of mine to watch and read for those that are interested
Me when I read about the rumours that the original theatrical version of Star Wars is being re-released and the articles still refer to it as “Episode IV: A New Hope”
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me when I read about the rumours that the original theatrical version of Star Wars is being re-released and the articles still refer to it as “Episode IV: A New Hope”
This is karma paying Troll 2 director Claudio Fragasso back for once naming one of his movies “Terminator 2”
October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is karma paying Troll 2 director Claudio Fragasso back for once naming one of his movies “Terminator 2”
Every parent after taking their kid home from the playground
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Every parent after taking their kid home from the playground
None of us enjoyed S1mone the first time around
October 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
None of us enjoyed S1mone the first time around
My old ass just learning about the Gen-Z stare
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My old ass just learning about the Gen-Z stare
Got the email (again)
September 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Got the email (again)
Bring back docs about the eccentric friends of prolific directors
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Bring back docs about the eccentric friends of prolific directors
Nobody:
Me: Do vegetarians find it ethically acceptable to eat the meat that comes from the sky in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
Me: Do vegetarians find it ethically acceptable to eat the meat that comes from the sky in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nobody:
Me: Do vegetarians find it ethically acceptable to eat the meat that comes from the sky in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
Me: Do vegetarians find it ethically acceptable to eat the meat that comes from the sky in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
So Mayor Goodway represents the worst parts of all Democrats while Mayor Humdinger represents the worst parts of all Republicans
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So Mayor Goodway represents the worst parts of all Democrats while Mayor Humdinger represents the worst parts of all Republicans
Sequels plural! Franchise baby!
September 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sequels plural! Franchise baby!
Poor Kirk is probably pissed that he was left behind AGAIN
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Poor Kirk is probably pissed that he was left behind AGAIN
Me amongst the dumpster fire that is everything
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me amongst the dumpster fire that is everything
The world would probably be a better place if our so-called “leaders” had only read a couple Seuss books as kids
September 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The world would probably be a better place if our so-called “leaders” had only read a couple Seuss books as kids
Criterion is getting ready to terrify a whole new generation
September 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Criterion is getting ready to terrify a whole new generation
Sprite is the superior soft-drink to 7up but 7up had the superior 16-bit videogame
September 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sprite is the superior soft-drink to 7up but 7up had the superior 16-bit videogame
“So what made Bishop go crazy? Money? Drugs?”
“No, it was the JUICE”
“So…drugs?”
“No man, JUICE! It was the JUICE!”
“No, it was the JUICE”
“So…drugs?”
“No man, JUICE! It was the JUICE!”
September 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“So what made Bishop go crazy? Money? Drugs?”
“No, it was the JUICE”
“So…drugs?”
“No man, JUICE! It was the JUICE!”
“No, it was the JUICE”
“So…drugs?”
“No man, JUICE! It was the JUICE!”
It looks like the weather this morning is shaping up to be Kris Kristofferson
September 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It looks like the weather this morning is shaping up to be Kris Kristofferson
No Scrubs vs. Yes Scrubs
September 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No Scrubs vs. Yes Scrubs
“The first movie was a SMASH hit! We’re really going to need an EPIC score for the trailer to pump people up for the next one.”
“How about the score from Requiem for a Dream that plays when a junkie robs his elderly mother?”
“Damn it Johnson, you’ve done it again you brilliant son-of-a-bitch!”
“How about the score from Requiem for a Dream that plays when a junkie robs his elderly mother?”
“Damn it Johnson, you’ve done it again you brilliant son-of-a-bitch!”
August 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“The first movie was a SMASH hit! We’re really going to need an EPIC score for the trailer to pump people up for the next one.”
“How about the score from Requiem for a Dream that plays when a junkie robs his elderly mother?”
“Damn it Johnson, you’ve done it again you brilliant son-of-a-bitch!”
“How about the score from Requiem for a Dream that plays when a junkie robs his elderly mother?”
“Damn it Johnson, you’ve done it again you brilliant son-of-a-bitch!”
Chris Columbus SCRAMBLING to shout cut before Pesci actually bit one of those digits off
August 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Chris Columbus SCRAMBLING to shout cut before Pesci actually bit one of those digits off
Starting a petition to make more unofficial live-action versions of each segment from Heavy Metal
August 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Starting a petition to make more unofficial live-action versions of each segment from Heavy Metal
Have some questions for my Uber driver who just pulled up
August 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Have some questions for my Uber driver who just pulled up