Nick “Nicholas” Maritato
@nickmaritato.bsky.social
please gunk up my feed
PuzzyBoyz Podcast 😸
PuzzyBoyz Podcast 😸
Gen Z stare < Millennial pause < Me saying “umm” 600 times during a podcast
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Gen Z stare < Millennial pause < Me saying “umm” 600 times during a podcast
“Ew did you major in BARFOLOGY at Pisspants Pooniversity?” - just came up with this feel free to use if you’re in a roast and can’t think of anything
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Ew did you major in BARFOLOGY at Pisspants Pooniversity?” - just came up with this feel free to use if you’re in a roast and can’t think of anything
TAKE MY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
TAKE MY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
We use to live in a world where people constantly talked about Metallica. Think about that for a while why dont ya.
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We use to live in a world where people constantly talked about Metallica. Think about that for a while why dont ya.
Broski tried flexing on me with a “I play flute in a prog band” shit. lol not gonna work on me brotha mane I know you’re still a dweeb
September 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Broski tried flexing on me with a “I play flute in a prog band” shit. lol not gonna work on me brotha mane I know you’re still a dweeb
Coworker called me a “nerd burger” and I been googling it for hours and nothings coming up. Frustrated.
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Coworker called me a “nerd burger” and I been googling it for hours and nothings coming up. Frustrated.
Just found out the cryptkeeper isn’t a real dude. Devastated.
September 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just found out the cryptkeeper isn’t a real dude. Devastated.
Saw a muffin at my local coffee shop and one thing led to another and that’s how I ate a muffin
September 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Saw a muffin at my local coffee shop and one thing led to another and that’s how I ate a muffin
are there saturday morning cartoons anymore or is it just newsmax now?
September 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
are there saturday morning cartoons anymore or is it just newsmax now?
looking for a meme that perfectly captures when nobody wants to talk about slam metal with me
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
looking for a meme that perfectly captures when nobody wants to talk about slam metal with me
I wanna thank Apple for inventing the #iPhoneAir the first phone optimized for Italian rage snapping
September 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I wanna thank Apple for inventing the #iPhoneAir the first phone optimized for Italian rage snapping
well week one of my fantasy season is over and I regret to report Carmen Electra still won’t marry me
September 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
well week one of my fantasy season is over and I regret to report Carmen Electra still won’t marry me
My neighbor won’t stfu about Bad Guys 2 and I’m starting to think he’s recruiting me for a cartoon heist
September 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My neighbor won’t stfu about Bad Guys 2 and I’m starting to think he’s recruiting me for a cartoon heist
Not mad that the seagull stole my burger, but did it have to mouth “eat my ass” as it flew away? Over the line.
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not mad that the seagull stole my burger, but did it have to mouth “eat my ass” as it flew away? Over the line.
Wish Newsom would get serious and tackle the rising cost of cold brew in LA
September 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wish Newsom would get serious and tackle the rising cost of cold brew in LA
gonna be messed up when they scan my brain and find i got cte from committing to bits
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
gonna be messed up when they scan my brain and find i got cte from committing to bits
pumpkin spice is back again and something something something I just shit my pants #autumn #fallvibes
September 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
pumpkin spice is back again and something something something I just shit my pants #autumn #fallvibes
I auto drafted my fantasy football team and now JonBenét Ramsey is my starting QB 😵💫
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I auto drafted my fantasy football team and now JonBenét Ramsey is my starting QB 😵💫
now that football is back i can finally tell my family to go to hell 🏈
September 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
now that football is back i can finally tell my family to go to hell 🏈
I think Pauly D was patient zero for Italian Brainrot
September 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think Pauly D was patient zero for Italian Brainrot
cardi b won her case which rules. now i just need to win mine against @Wendys for giving me the slip shits and balance will be restored
September 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
cardi b won her case which rules. now i just need to win mine against @Wendys for giving me the slip shits and balance will be restored
i like a heat wave because all my gross sweating suddenly tracks
September 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i like a heat wave because all my gross sweating suddenly tracks