Nick Lux
@nicklux.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as Randy T. Festus
got a bunch of disposable cameras for the wedding that we completely forgot to put out - took them to Portugal for the honeymoon instead to great effect
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
got a bunch of disposable cameras for the wedding that we completely forgot to put out - took them to Portugal for the honeymoon instead to great effect
the only things nastier than the outputs are the evangelists
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the only things nastier than the outputs are the evangelists
remember how well this worked?
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
remember how well this worked?
Nextdoor rules so hard
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Nextdoor rules so hard
I would say that he ignores this at his own peril but A: he very clearly is not cut out for the job and B: he's already bought and paid for, and everyone knows it
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I would say that he ignores this at his own peril but A: he very clearly is not cut out for the job and B: he's already bought and paid for, and everyone knows it
opportunistic cowards doing whatever Daddy tells them
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
opportunistic cowards doing whatever Daddy tells them
was there ever any doubt yourpoliticaltribe.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
was there ever any doubt yourpoliticaltribe.com
no updates on the pedophile president but sure post him bragging about reopening the government that his side shut down
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
no updates on the pedophile president but sure post him bragging about reopening the government that his side shut down
product descriptions I don’t care for:
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
product descriptions I don’t care for:
when my wife says I didn't refill the water pitcher when I know for sure I did
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
when my wife says I didn't refill the water pitcher when I know for sure I did
saving this one to reply to every Third Way/Centrist/Abundance person who wants to throw minorities and LGBTQ folks under the bus for 2026
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
saving this one to reply to every Third Way/Centrist/Abundance person who wants to throw minorities and LGBTQ folks under the bus for 2026
when the exxon check clears for your 'think tank'
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
when the exxon check clears for your 'think tank'
will forever remain my favorite interaction on twitter dot com
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
will forever remain my favorite interaction on twitter dot com
the world's wrongest man yet again explaining why democrats should listen to him, a Republican
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the world's wrongest man yet again explaining why democrats should listen to him, a Republican
woahhh so scary can’t possibly build this on the beltline!! @andreforatlanta.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
woahhh so scary can’t possibly build this on the beltline!! @andreforatlanta.com
a fun time capsule of proud high school ignorance
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
a fun time capsule of proud high school ignorance
if you use plastic flower petals for a celebration and leave them littered all over the park, you are an asshole
September 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
if you use plastic flower petals for a celebration and leave them littered all over the park, you are an asshole
One time I won free tickets from Chris Perez on twitter for answering a classic rock trivia question. I was at Ohio State and could not attend and then he subtweeted me right after saying only participate if you're in Cleveland and free. I was just having fun!
September 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One time I won free tickets from Chris Perez on twitter for answering a classic rock trivia question. I was at Ohio State and could not attend and then he subtweeted me right after saying only participate if you're in Cleveland and free. I was just having fun!
beans on toast is absolutely vile though sorry
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
beans on toast is absolutely vile though sorry
I will beat the ever loving shit out of anyone who "Groks" my dead Mother
August 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I will beat the ever loving shit out of anyone who "Groks" my dead Mother