This morning’s cycle commute was the loneliest since the eternal spring of 2020. Not a single Lime Bike in site. Bliss.

Isn’t there a school of thought that the North Sea is part of the Atlantic Ocean?

Also the daft idea that any of this is solved by minor tinkering around the edges. It is clear that the requirement to maintain quality of life for humans in the long term entails universal and profound lifestyle changes around travel, diet, and general consumption of resources.

Someone drove down the narrow street past our school gates this morning, just before they opened, while openly smoking drugs. Time to ban cars.

Emergencies are no times to demand stereo.

I would put myself forward but just remembered I’m no longer under 40.

It is! Really ought to remake it as the the soldering is terrible, but even so it more is much more performant that a rubber duck on the HT.

Another Safari and an Al Star, but have also lost a different Al Star. Net gain of one Lami. Nothing else to report.

Very much enjoying this window into the future. Write well.

I had a little bit of fun with the 145 lot earlier too, after a long absence.

MBR must *surely* be the last upside down/proper way up faders in the BBC now…(?)

1997?

I didn’t mean to fgs. Realised with one bar of 4G, at 10:53, with PFB’s drama class finishing at 11:00, that, despite having had two weeks to do so, I hadn’t made my Important Changes. Still had Havertz in the squad and starting 😂

Who’s that? He seems kinda familiar. Johann? Jordy? George? Something like that?

I haven’t had him since the start of the season. OH HOW THEY ALL LAUGHED. Now in the top 15% of all leagues I’m in, and climbing. Accidentally captained Palmer instead of Salah this morning tho 🤦‍♂️ #pathos

Especially Liverpool 🧣

I don’t — by any stretch of the imagination — want to lend my support to Spurs. But that was really very good 10/10 would recommend.