Damn. This was the first thing I saw and for a moment I thought it happened.

Because it will go something like this.

Ngl I was 17 when this came out and I very much would have liked to be Kip Wingers girlfriend. (Not excusing the rapey theme tho.)

Dumbassery unbridled.

I stand corrected.

He also claimed yesterday that his doctor was astounded by his unprecedented cognitive test results. You know, when he called AOC an idiot. 😑

I have family members in the area who are anti-vaxxers and have kids. I hope I don't have to say "told ya so" but I might not be able to hold it in.

Nah. She won. They rigged it. I don’t believe for a second that voters “stayed home.”

Seeing that they are complete idiots who can't do a single thing right, why can't we, the smart people, devise a swift and effective way to get them the fuck out? We outnumber them, clearly, and it was also apparent that the armed forces wanted nothing to do with that festival of jagoffery.

Networking always feels like the most intimidating "must-do" line item. Thank you for taking the absolute terror out of it for this introvert.

Indeed.

Oh, so the cadre of jagoffery was on the case. Got it.

Chat gpt. The prompt: “rant about the leftie scum for Memorial Day in my usual style.”

I try very hard not to imagine this.