Is it also about ending on a hard consonant? I feel like if you're calling them an idiot you need a hard one but if you're calling them soft or pathetic then you don't. I knew someone who could get away with calling someone a great wet lettuce although it needed some strong Yorkshire vowels.

Kick it like Kane, Sock it like Saka or Belt it like Bellingham. Actually think Curl it like Cole (Palmer) works best but he needs a good world cup to be famous enough