Nick Gorton 🏳️⚧️
@nickgorton.bsky.social
Primary care & EM doc. Medical director at Lyon-Martin Community Health. Queer, poly, sarcastic nerd. He/him/él. Don't take anything I say literally.
Damn. I thought it was going to be worse.
I got T2DM in 2020 (turns out being an ER doc in a pandemic & eating your feelings is not metabolically "healthy").
Was pretty sure being a trans doc taking care of trans people in a trans genocide world be equally bad.
Can you be healthy for spite?
I got T2DM in 2020 (turns out being an ER doc in a pandemic & eating your feelings is not metabolically "healthy").
Was pretty sure being a trans doc taking care of trans people in a trans genocide world be equally bad.
Can you be healthy for spite?
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Damn. I thought it was going to be worse.
I got T2DM in 2020 (turns out being an ER doc in a pandemic & eating your feelings is not metabolically "healthy").
Was pretty sure being a trans doc taking care of trans people in a trans genocide world be equally bad.
Can you be healthy for spite?
I got T2DM in 2020 (turns out being an ER doc in a pandemic & eating your feelings is not metabolically "healthy").
Was pretty sure being a trans doc taking care of trans people in a trans genocide world be equally bad.
Can you be healthy for spite?
#NoKings and Hell YES to Democrats finally bringing a knife to a knife fight: #YesOnProp50
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
#NoKings and Hell YES to Democrats finally bringing a knife to a knife fight: #YesOnProp50
Trump posted this yesterday & took it down today. It's a QAnon conspiracy that the US govt has futuristic medical pods that can cure any disease but we've been hiding this from Americans.
Fucking awesome. Now people aren't just going to ask for ivermectin they'll be demanding a medbed in the ER.
Fucking awesome. Now people aren't just going to ask for ivermectin they'll be demanding a medbed in the ER.
September 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trump posted this yesterday & took it down today. It's a QAnon conspiracy that the US govt has futuristic medical pods that can cure any disease but we've been hiding this from Americans.
Fucking awesome. Now people aren't just going to ask for ivermectin they'll be demanding a medbed in the ER.
Fucking awesome. Now people aren't just going to ask for ivermectin they'll be demanding a medbed in the ER.
Literal crimes against humanity
Every single one of them should be in prison
Every single one of them should be in prison
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Literal crimes against humanity
Every single one of them should be in prison
Every single one of them should be in prison
It's a little white pill...
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September 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's a little white pill...
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I'm pretty much only functional due to enough caffeine and ibuprofen to kill a dinosaur
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm pretty much only functional due to enough caffeine and ibuprofen to kill a dinosaur
#BrianKilmeade is responsible for this
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
#BrianKilmeade is responsible for this
Brian Kilmeade just goes full Nazi final solution on national television
September 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Brian Kilmeade just goes full Nazi final solution on national television
Well Charlie would disagree with you there
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Well Charlie would disagree with you there
CDC includes mental health diagnoses as a qualifying risk factor a COVID vax under age 65
Every US doc must commit to diagnosing all who want a COVID vax with F41.8. I mean I'd be anxious if I couldn't get it
This is a medical ethics thing, fam. The fed isn't going to lead so it's up to us #MedSky
Every US doc must commit to diagnosing all who want a COVID vax with F41.8. I mean I'd be anxious if I couldn't get it
This is a medical ethics thing, fam. The fed isn't going to lead so it's up to us #MedSky
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
CDC includes mental health diagnoses as a qualifying risk factor a COVID vax under age 65
Every US doc must commit to diagnosing all who want a COVID vax with F41.8. I mean I'd be anxious if I couldn't get it
This is a medical ethics thing, fam. The fed isn't going to lead so it's up to us #MedSky
Every US doc must commit to diagnosing all who want a COVID vax with F41.8. I mean I'd be anxious if I couldn't get it
This is a medical ethics thing, fam. The fed isn't going to lead so it's up to us #MedSky
If someone came in to my ER and said their vagina started talking in Latin backwards and fire shot out of it... 😳
So OK this doctor gig was fun while it lasted, but peace out folks
So OK this doctor gig was fun while it lasted, but peace out folks
September 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If someone came in to my ER and said their vagina started talking in Latin backwards and fire shot out of it... 😳
So OK this doctor gig was fun while it lasted, but peace out folks
So OK this doctor gig was fun while it lasted, but peace out folks
Using one photo or video already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Using one photo or video already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
I love what the Daily Mail did with the background music. Chef's kiss 😘
August 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love what the Daily Mail did with the background music. Chef's kiss 😘
Repost with the group you'd like to hang out with.
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Repost with the group you'd like to hang out with.
THEN. FUCKING. DON'T. SEND. ME. THE. GODDAMNED. TEXTS. THAT. YOU. HATE, GRAHAM. PLATNER.
August 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
THEN. FUCKING. DON'T. SEND. ME. THE. GODDAMNED. TEXTS. THAT. YOU. HATE, GRAHAM. PLATNER.
Boomer Lucy (Lin's grandmother) and Bea apparently are joining Lili. Bea is getting an axe and Lucy may want to set fire to some of the machinery of the plutocracy
August 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Boomer Lucy (Lin's grandmother) and Bea apparently are joining Lili. Bea is getting an axe and Lucy may want to set fire to some of the machinery of the plutocracy
Lili (the teen goth girl) hears this and says run for your life... I'm assuming she has some soup for her family and glitter for ICE
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Lili (the teen goth girl) hears this and says run for your life... I'm assuming she has some soup for her family and glitter for ICE
Great now Eddy the white supremacist wants to open carry a hatchet
August 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Great now Eddy the white supremacist wants to open carry a hatchet
Vikram decides to try to hide in the neighbor's basement... But better not be Eddy's
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Vikram decides to try to hide in the neighbor's basement... But better not be Eddy's
The Vikram (a Punjabi guy) asks where can we hide?
August 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Vikram (a Punjabi guy) asks where can we hide?
Then Lin asks all the cis het folks to defend her
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Then Lin asks all the cis het folks to defend her
Now Lin (the lesbian character) tells you not to expect anything from the cops
August 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Now Lin (the lesbian character) tells you not to expect anything from the cops