Nick From Hard Reset
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Nick From Hard Reset
@nickfromhardreset.bsky.social
My job is to meet the smartest people on the planet and ask them what they’d like to rethink from the ground up, and also if there’s a good lunch spot nearby that they’d recommend.
I love you but you’re wrong about this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The narrow-minded dairy masters of Wisconsin just weren’t ready for my ideas.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s an orange powder, a superior essence of cheese distilled from the parts of lesser cheeses.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I started belting out “There Are No Cats in America!” to a very confused orange tabby the other day.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It has come to my attention that the missing monkeys are 'aggressive' and 'infected with herpes.'

Given this new information I would like to amend my previous statement and say that they'd probably be perfectly at home in Florida.
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
But my cat is my favorite, and she is also the best.

And other cats are also the best.

It’s complicated.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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… and lets not forget people who HAVE had kids in a different era, and cannot understand why their parenting advice is no longer useful or even applicable.
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM