Nick From Hard Reset
@nickfromhardreset.bsky.social
My job is to meet the smartest people on the planet and ask them what they’d like to rethink from the ground up, and also if there’s a good lunch spot nearby that they’d recommend.
I love you but you’re wrong about this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love you but you’re wrong about this.
The narrow-minded dairy masters of Wisconsin just weren’t ready for my ideas.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The narrow-minded dairy masters of Wisconsin just weren’t ready for my ideas.
It’s an orange powder, a superior essence of cheese distilled from the parts of lesser cheeses.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It’s an orange powder, a superior essence of cheese distilled from the parts of lesser cheeses.
I started belting out “There Are No Cats in America!” to a very confused orange tabby the other day.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I started belting out “There Are No Cats in America!” to a very confused orange tabby the other day.
It has come to my attention that the missing monkeys are 'aggressive' and 'infected with herpes.'
Given this new information I would like to amend my previous statement and say that they'd probably be perfectly at home in Florida.
Given this new information I would like to amend my previous statement and say that they'd probably be perfectly at home in Florida.
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It has come to my attention that the missing monkeys are 'aggressive' and 'infected with herpes.'
Given this new information I would like to amend my previous statement and say that they'd probably be perfectly at home in Florida.
Given this new information I would like to amend my previous statement and say that they'd probably be perfectly at home in Florida.
But my cat is my favorite, and she is also the best.
And other cats are also the best.
It’s complicated.
And other cats are also the best.
It’s complicated.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
But my cat is my favorite, and she is also the best.
And other cats are also the best.
It’s complicated.
And other cats are also the best.
It’s complicated.
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… and lets not forget people who HAVE had kids in a different era, and cannot understand why their parenting advice is no longer useful or even applicable.
… and lets not forget people who HAVE had kids in a different era, and cannot understand why their parenting advice is no longer useful or even applicable.
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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… and lets not forget people who HAVE had kids in a different era, and cannot understand why their parenting advice is no longer useful or even applicable.
… and lets not forget people who HAVE had kids in a different era, and cannot understand why their parenting advice is no longer useful or even applicable.