AI told me how to commit mass murder of these fruit flies
July 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
AI told me how to commit mass murder of these fruit flies
Hilarious timing for the beginning of June gloom… literally yesterday I was talking about how it always feels like it’s not going to hit and then it always does
May 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hilarious timing for the beginning of June gloom… literally yesterday I was talking about how it always feels like it’s not going to hit and then it always does
fam is it safe for me to keep walking in these shoes
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
fam is it safe for me to keep walking in these shoes
Just did a double take…
May 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just did a double take…
lemme guess… they specialize in building walls?
April 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
lemme guess… they specialize in building walls?
opened a neighbor’s trashcan to dispose of dog poop and saw this and it made me sad
April 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
opened a neighbor’s trashcan to dispose of dog poop and saw this and it made me sad
I wonder where in the world she is?
March 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I wonder where in the world she is?
don’t forget to preheat your burners
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
don’t forget to preheat your burners
First time successfully cooking scrambled eggs in my stainless pan without sticking. So proud that I had to post it.
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
First time successfully cooking scrambled eggs in my stainless pan without sticking. So proud that I had to post it.
Inflation really is crazy… apparently you gotta spell Zelenskyy with three Y’s now
February 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Inflation really is crazy… apparently you gotta spell Zelenskyy with three Y’s now
me every time I receive a voice message
February 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
me every time I receive a voice message
Happy Valentines Day from Whole Foods
February 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Valentines Day from Whole Foods
what exactly is going on with this roller coaster tycoon art?!
February 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
what exactly is going on with this roller coaster tycoon art?!
catching up on my sesame street lore…
February 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
catching up on my sesame street lore…
My experience exactly! Set a new Saturday record this week.
@rexparker.bsky.social
@rexparker.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My experience exactly! Set a new Saturday record this week.
@rexparker.bsky.social
@rexparker.bsky.social
It’s supposed to “rain” tomorrow lol
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s supposed to “rain” tomorrow lol
wyd in this situation
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
wyd in this situation
made linguine alle vongole entirely from scratch with my toddler last night and I’m super proud of it
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
made linguine alle vongole entirely from scratch with my toddler last night and I’m super proud of it
Welcome to the wonderful world of toddler handcuffs
December 30, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Welcome to the wonderful world of toddler handcuffs
This has to be driven by increased polarization right? If you’re pushed into one camp, you’ll vote for whoever your party’s candidate is, no matter how old?
December 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
This has to be driven by increased polarization right? If you’re pushed into one camp, you’ll vote for whoever your party’s candidate is, no matter how old?