Nick Johnson
@nickdjohns.bsky.social
church du soleil is a much better term than megachurches
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
church du soleil is a much better term than megachurches
If it weren’t for shootings, people wouldn’t believe the US has schools
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If it weren’t for shootings, people wouldn’t believe the US has schools
gonnna get a metoo tatto on my foot bc fuck Tarantino
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
gonnna get a metoo tatto on my foot bc fuck Tarantino
gonna start calling people who use chatgpt artificially intelligent
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
gonna start calling people who use chatgpt artificially intelligent
Ariana is out here trying to collect all of the Infinity Tones
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ariana is out here trying to collect all of the Infinity Tones
Lost my thesaurus and I’m at a loss for words. Not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lost my thesaurus and I’m at a loss for words. Not only is it terrible, but it’s also terrible.
everyone has kicked a pregnant woman
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
everyone has kicked a pregnant woman
Jeremy Renner got his eye put back in his head just to see color, and that color is red.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Jeremy Renner got his eye put back in his head just to see color, and that color is red.
I don’t care if you’re Swedish, but don’t do it around me
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I don’t care if you’re Swedish, but don’t do it around me
there’s always money in the banana republic stand
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
there’s always money in the banana republic stand
How is Israel not going to the World Cup if they’re hosting it?
October 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How is Israel not going to the World Cup if they’re hosting it?
call me gal gadot bc idk how to act rn
September 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
call me gal gadot bc idk how to act rn
bring back fuzzy tv screens
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
bring back fuzzy tv screens
petition to rename masseuses to backsmiths
September 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
petition to rename masseuses to backsmiths
only Judy can judge me
September 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
only Judy can judge me
in the end, another dead bc he leaned left, smh
September 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
in the end, another dead bc he leaned left, smh
“hey Alexa, is privacy dead?”
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“hey Alexa, is privacy dead?”
it’s a bot eat bot world out there
August 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
it’s a bot eat bot world out there
my flabbers are ungasted
August 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
my flabbers are ungasted
houseproof baby > babyproof house
August 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
houseproof baby > babyproof house
no no no, TimeCop is the one where a cop goes to a another time, Demolition Manis the one where a cop goes to another time
August 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
no no no, TimeCop is the one where a cop goes to a another time, Demolition Manis the one where a cop goes to another time
mr. president, another dildo has hit the courts
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
mr. president, another dildo has hit the courts
buy less. fuck more
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
buy less. fuck more
La bubu is temu ferby
July 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
La bubu is temu ferby
I wanto hit on you , (with weapons)
July 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I wanto hit on you , (with weapons)