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Why is it only white girls doing the shuffle on TikTok? What is it about white girls that shuffling loves so much?
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Saw one of those life of a showgirl orange cardigans in the wild. Looked like shit
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I like The Game Awards and I’m proud!
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everything I’ve seen at Art Basel (via TikToks) is the Worst Shit I’ve ever seen in my life
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Suspicion level raises 50% whenever I hear someone use the word “nowadays”
April 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In 10 years the MDFoodieBoyz are going to be the worst fucking thing to happen to culture, right?
March 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@thr.com has apparently decreed that the White Lotus spoiler window is less than 16 hours
March 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey uh….has the instagram “sassy black mom” ai spontaneously messaged anyone else or am I in a horror movie?
February 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
David Lynch is dead what’s the point of anything now
January 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Amazon just canceled my preorder for Metroid Prime 4 that I placed on August 27, 2018. This is what gamergaters mean when they say gamers are losing their power.
January 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is this praxis?
January 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No the Taco Bell chicken nuggets are nothing special but that’s not the point. The point is Taco Bell has chicken nuggets.
December 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Who’s this Elon Musk guy?
December 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
90% of the time I can hear the stadium music on an NFL broadcast it’s Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…) by Lou Bega
December 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I can personally confirm that the Russo brothers are ai
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Raider of the Lost Ark = Temple of Doom >>>>> Kingdom of the Crystal Skull > Last Crusade >>>>>>>>> Dial of Destiny

No further discussion thank you
December 11, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The term “mixed bag” is going to kill me. I’m going to die because of the term “mixed bag”
December 9, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Very excited for the Chiefs to win by 2 points tonight after the game ends by some piddly penalty or some shit and Mahomes throws a single touchdown pass
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Someone who knows music theory explain why whenever I have We Bring the Boom stuck in my head it always transitions so smoothly into Jesse Buy Nothing…Go To Prom Anyways
December 1, 2024 at 11:33 PM
A little trivia for the gen z/alpha kids out there: before the US entered late stage capitalism, “cyber Monday” was not a day for online sales but rather a day when everyone sexted in an online chat room
December 1, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Didn’t trust the koala changing station in the men’s room stall in the Kwik Star in Marion, Iowa. Used the floor. This is not a post about cocaine.
November 30, 2024 at 9:45 PM
My last 10 GOTY picks:

2023: Tears of the Kingdom
2022: Immortality
2021: Returnal
2020: Kentucky Route Zero
2019: Outer Wilds
2018: God of War
2017: Breath of the Wild
2016: Uncharted 4
2015: Bloodbourne
2014: Alien Isolation
November 30, 2024 at 1:25 PM
If the chiefs win the super bowl by 2 points I’m gonna fuckin stop watching football
November 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Is the tv show Animal Control a prequel or sequel series to We Bought a Zoo?
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 AM
No offense to Jelly Roll but who gives a fuckin shit
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM