Nick Christensen
@nickcpdx.bsky.social
I’m vibrating from delirium.
Government flack. VGK / LAD / UNLV fan. Snarky traveler.
These posts are mine, not my employer’s.
Government flack. VGK / LAD / UNLV fan. Snarky traveler.
These posts are mine, not my employer’s.
Has he always had a droopy eye or is this new
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Has he always had a droopy eye or is this new
I will die on this hill: NBA coaches should bring back their suits. JJ Reddick is wearing a damn T-shirt
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I will die on this hill: NBA coaches should bring back their suits. JJ Reddick is wearing a damn T-shirt
Let's take a moment to see how things look for Friday night in Boise City
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Let's take a moment to see how things look for Friday night in Boise City
Three of four precincts reporting now. Looking pretty good for UNLV, but still muddled on who and where they'll play
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Three of four precincts reporting now. Looking pretty good for UNLV, but still muddled on who and where they'll play
With two of four precincts reporting
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
With two of four precincts reporting
Canada, you don’t need this
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Canada, you don’t need this
This is an incredible combination of Mega Arms, Marlins Man and … I don’t even know what’s going on with those sunglasses
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is an incredible combination of Mega Arms, Marlins Man and … I don’t even know what’s going on with those sunglasses
Anyone else in Portland get a super creepy postcard from Michigan today?
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Anyone else in Portland get a super creepy postcard from Michigan today?
But also, apparently Utah is getting interested in this thing called polyamory
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
But also, apparently Utah is getting interested in this thing called polyamory
Meanwhile, in Utah, @deseret.com.web.brid.gy acting like it’s 1879
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Meanwhile, in Utah, @deseret.com.web.brid.gy acting like it’s 1879
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Did this guy eat Marlins Man
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Did this guy eat Marlins Man
Meanwhile in New Orleans
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Meanwhile in New Orleans
Kristi Noem when she gets to Portland and sees no fires
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Kristi Noem when she gets to Portland and sees no fires
Lincoln used the military to free the slaves. Kristi Noem wants to use the military to rescue the right wing bloggers.
October 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Lincoln used the military to free the slaves. Kristi Noem wants to use the military to rescue the right wing bloggers.
Life in war-torn Ghorman
September 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Life in war-torn Ghorman
Pero ese pendejo no gusta cerveza
September 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pero ese pendejo no gusta cerveza
Ummm what in the name of Peter Courtney’s ghost is up with the sky behind the Capitol @evanwatson.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ummm what in the name of Peter Courtney’s ghost is up with the sky behind the Capitol @evanwatson.bsky.social
Meanwhile, someone (maybe PBOT? Maybe Portland Fire?) put barrels down on Harold under 205 to stop camping. Saturday morning, the barrels were relocated. Not the bases, just the orange cone parts. They’ve been spotted at various places along the 205 path
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Meanwhile, someone (maybe PBOT? Maybe Portland Fire?) put barrels down on Harold under 205 to stop camping. Saturday morning, the barrels were relocated. Not the bases, just the orange cone parts. They’ve been spotted at various places along the 205 path
Wasn’t ODOT. I asked for their help with a camp that has steamrolled over some Chip Drop piles that have worked for a year, and they’re like 🤷🏻♂️
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wasn’t ODOT. I asked for their help with a camp that has steamrolled over some Chip Drop piles that have worked for a year, and they’re like 🤷🏻♂️
Thumb headed man blames other people for his rage
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Thumb headed man blames other people for his rage