Nick Teale
@nick-t.bsky.social
Part-time freelance writer, part-time film extra, part-time retired person, full-time Dad joke afficionado
Looks like he's handy with his dibbler
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Looks like he's handy with his dibbler
He led the underground resistance and also, unusually, the overground resistance
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
He led the underground resistance and also, unusually, the overground resistance
Bit rash posting on here - someone's bound to give you spoilers
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bit rash posting on here - someone's bound to give you spoilers
"Let's all go down the Strand (Avatarnarna)"
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Let's all go down the Strand (Avatarnarna)"
The World is No, Really, I Only Wanted a Small Portion
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The World is No, Really, I Only Wanted a Small Portion
So whose knees are your knees sweeter than?
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
So whose knees are your knees sweeter than?
The global scope of the conspiracy emerged when it was revealed he was passing the organs on to the Chair of the Vietnam Assembly, Vuong Dinh Hue
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The global scope of the conspiracy emerged when it was revealed he was passing the organs on to the Chair of the Vietnam Assembly, Vuong Dinh Hue
Buy a dog lead and start shouting 'Rex! Rex!' while anxiously scanning the dunes whenever you see anyone. This is also a great way to make new friends, right up to the point when they insist on helping you report your missing dog to the police.
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Buy a dog lead and start shouting 'Rex! Rex!' while anxiously scanning the dunes whenever you see anyone. This is also a great way to make new friends, right up to the point when they insist on helping you report your missing dog to the police.
The Magnificent Trainspotting Seven
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The Magnificent Trainspotting Seven
You haven't heard of them because they're notoriously publicity-shy. They need to come out of their shells a bit
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You haven't heard of them because they're notoriously publicity-shy. They need to come out of their shells a bit
Did it mention her half-sister, Angela Frontwheeldrive?
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Did it mention her half-sister, Angela Frontwheeldrive?
I went to school with her brother, Kenthropmorphic Penis
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I went to school with her brother, Kenthropmorphic Penis
Tax Alexander Armstrong's ebullience
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tax Alexander Armstrong's ebullience
This is just say
I have done something dumb
Dum dum dum-de dum
Dum de dum
William John Williams
I have done something dumb
Dum dum dum-de dum
Dum de dum
William John Williams
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is just say
I have done something dumb
Dum dum dum-de dum
Dum de dum
William John Williams
I have done something dumb
Dum dum dum-de dum
Dum de dum
William John Williams
Goon, as in The Goon Show.
They did a sound fx spittoon gag that still makes me smile
Sput, clang!
Sput, clang!
Sput,
Clang!
Move that thar spittoon a little closer, Hern
They did a sound fx spittoon gag that still makes me smile
Sput, clang!
Sput, clang!
Sput,
Clang!
Move that thar spittoon a little closer, Hern
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Goon, as in The Goon Show.
They did a sound fx spittoon gag that still makes me smile
Sput, clang!
Sput, clang!
Sput,
Clang!
Move that thar spittoon a little closer, Hern
They did a sound fx spittoon gag that still makes me smile
Sput, clang!
Sput, clang!
Sput,
Clang!
Move that thar spittoon a little closer, Hern
CRIMEWATCH WITH MOTHER #TWOSHOWSINONE
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
CRIMEWATCH WITH MOTHER #TWOSHOWSINONE
PANORAMARY MUNGO AND MIDGE
#TWOSHOWISINONE
#TWOSHOWISINONE
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
PANORAMARY MUNGO AND MIDGE
#TWOSHOWISINONE
#TWOSHOWISINONE
Irresponsibly sharing my location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Irresponsibly sharing my location on social media
Don't go breaking my buttocks
My buttocks must go on
Your cheating buttock
I see what you mean
My buttocks must go on
Your cheating buttock
I see what you mean
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Don't go breaking my buttocks
My buttocks must go on
Your cheating buttock
I see what you mean
My buttocks must go on
Your cheating buttock
I see what you mean
Looking for pictures of shallow limestone valleys in Southern England is Combescrolling
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Looking for pictures of shallow limestone valleys in Southern England is Combescrolling
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October 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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