Nick Saturn
@nick-saturn.bsky.social
Retired military. Pissed. Blue AF. Actual patriot. Swears a LOT. Scammers, bots, and MAGAts, go fuck yourselves with busted Coke bottles right up the ass.
Metaphorically speaking, this is far more than just stepping on their own collective dick. This is a full fucking tap dance routine in spiked tap shoes on their dick.
They’re gonna HATE how this ends for them. But keep on tappin’, you fucking fascist fools. Keep on tappin’.
They’re gonna HATE how this ends for them. But keep on tappin’, you fucking fascist fools. Keep on tappin’.
“I think what Sen. Mark Kelly was actually trying to do is intimidate the 1.3 million active duty members serving in our United States armed forces with that video that he and his Democrat colleagues put out,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters.
https://to.pbs.org/3M1V0eT
https://to.pbs.org/3M1V0eT
WATCH: White House supports Pentagon probe of Sen. Kelly after video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders'
“I think what Sen. Mark Kelly was actually trying to do is intimidate the 1.3 million active duty members serving in our United States armed forces with that video that he and his Democrat colleagues put out,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavit...
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November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Metaphorically speaking, this is far more than just stepping on their own collective dick. This is a full fucking tap dance routine in spiked tap shoes on their dick.
They’re gonna HATE how this ends for them. But keep on tappin’, you fucking fascist fools. Keep on tappin’.
They’re gonna HATE how this ends for them. But keep on tappin’, you fucking fascist fools. Keep on tappin’.
FIGHT THIS SLANDEROUS, DANGEROUS, FASCIST BULLSHIT TO THE END!!!
If they get away with persecuting Captain Kelly, they’ll come after ALL military retirees and eventually veterans who oppose them the same goddamn way.
If they get away with persecuting Captain Kelly, they’ll come after ALL military retirees and eventually veterans who oppose them the same goddamn way.
I stand with Sen. Mark Kelly.
To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
FIGHT THIS SLANDEROUS, DANGEROUS, FASCIST BULLSHIT TO THE END!!!
If they get away with persecuting Captain Kelly, they’ll come after ALL military retirees and eventually veterans who oppose them the same goddamn way.
If they get away with persecuting Captain Kelly, they’ll come after ALL military retirees and eventually veterans who oppose them the same goddamn way.
Here comes the War Of Distraction, right in time for the holidays.
That fat fuck and his handlers gotta go.
That fat fuck and his handlers gotta go.
Multiple international airlines have canceled flights to Venezuela after the Federal Aviation Administration warned of a "worsening security situation" in the South American country amid a U.S. military buildup in the region.
Airlines cancel flights to Venezuela after FAA's "heightened military activity" alert
The Trump administration is stepping up pressure on the Maduro regime amid a U.S. military buildup in the region.
www.axios.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Here comes the War Of Distraction, right in time for the holidays.
That fat fuck and his handlers gotta go.
That fat fuck and his handlers gotta go.
Avi Loeb is a fucking opportunistic fraud, and he’s deliberately spreading stupidity in order to get publicity & enrich himself.
Do NOT fall for his bullshit.
www.newsnationnow.com/prime/3i-atl...
Do NOT fall for his bullshit.
www.newsnationnow.com/prime/3i-atl...
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November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Avi Loeb is a fucking opportunistic fraud, and he’s deliberately spreading stupidity in order to get publicity & enrich himself.
Do NOT fall for his bullshit.
www.newsnationnow.com/prime/3i-atl...
Do NOT fall for his bullshit.
www.newsnationnow.com/prime/3i-atl...
Riiiiiiiiiiight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U.S. employers added a surprisingly solid 119,000 jobs in September, the government said, issuing a key economic report that had been delayed for seven weeks by the federal government shutdown. https://to.pbs.org/4a1wJzw
Delayed jobs report shows U.S. employers added a surprisingly solid number of jobs in September
U.S. employers added 119,000 jobs in September, the government said, issuing a key economic report that had been delayed for seven weeks by the federal government shutdown.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every single fucking accusation the pig lobs is a goddamn confession. Every goddamn one. No exceptions.
Trump accuses Democrats of ‘seditious behaviour’ punishable by death over video on.ft.com/47TZ4q8
Trump accuses Democrats of ‘seditious behaviour’ punishable by death over video
Threat comes after lawmakers tell members of US military that they must refuse illegal orders
on.ft.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Every single fucking accusation the pig lobs is a goddamn confession. Every goddamn one. No exceptions.
So what’s the over/under on the oligarchs letting Shitler stay in power until next January?
I’m guessing it’s about 30%. They’re clearly about done with his sorry fucking fat ass.
I’m guessing it’s about 30%. They’re clearly about done with his sorry fucking fat ass.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So what’s the over/under on the oligarchs letting Shitler stay in power until next January?
I’m guessing it’s about 30%. They’re clearly about done with his sorry fucking fat ass.
I’m guessing it’s about 30%. They’re clearly about done with his sorry fucking fat ass.
Trump is an infectious disease. Those with weak minds and morals are susceptible to it.
The former prime minister said the corporation needs "put out of its misery".
'Not A Patriot': Liz Truss Slammed For Suggesting Trump Should Destroy The BBC
The former prime minister said the corporation needs "put out of its misery".
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Trump is an infectious disease. Those with weak minds and morals are susceptible to it.
BREAKING; 60 Minutes is apparently doing an expose of Shitler tonight re financial corruption in the billions.
This is unexpected, given CBS’ willingness to kiss his giant ass in the past. Could be the oligarchs are done with him & want to pimp CouchFucker now instead.
This is unexpected, given CBS’ willingness to kiss his giant ass in the past. Could be the oligarchs are done with him & want to pimp CouchFucker now instead.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BREAKING; 60 Minutes is apparently doing an expose of Shitler tonight re financial corruption in the billions.
This is unexpected, given CBS’ willingness to kiss his giant ass in the past. Could be the oligarchs are done with him & want to pimp CouchFucker now instead.
This is unexpected, given CBS’ willingness to kiss his giant ass in the past. Could be the oligarchs are done with him & want to pimp CouchFucker now instead.
So…Trump blew Clinton?
In the Beforetimes, that would have induced instant cognitive dissonance. Now it’s just another turd on a pile about ten light-years deep.
In the Beforetimes, that would have induced instant cognitive dissonance. Now it’s just another turd on a pile about ten light-years deep.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
So…Trump blew Clinton?
In the Beforetimes, that would have induced instant cognitive dissonance. Now it’s just another turd on a pile about ten light-years deep.
In the Beforetimes, that would have induced instant cognitive dissonance. Now it’s just another turd on a pile about ten light-years deep.
His own fucking algorithms don’t believe his fat lying ass. 🤣🤣🤣
Political analysts at The Bulwark were gobsmacked on Tuesday after prompting the artificial intelligence feature on President Donald Trump's social media platform to fact-check some of the president's key claims.
'Remarkable': Analysts gobsmacked as Trump's own platform brutally fact-checks him
Political analysts at The Bulwark were gobsmacked on Tuesday after prompting the artificial intelligence feature on President Donald Trump's social media platform to fact-check some of the president's key claims. For years, Trump has claimed that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from him an...
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November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
His own fucking algorithms don’t believe his fat lying ass. 🤣🤣🤣
Of course he did. Of course they will.
Fucking fascist rapist scumbags stick together.
Fucking fascist rapist scumbags stick together.
President Donald Trump has asked the Supreme Court to overturn the $5 million sexual abuse and defamation verdict won against him by advice columnist E. Jean Carroll, CNN reported on Monday.
Trump begs Supreme Court to toss his $5M sex abuse case
President Donald Trump has asked the Supreme Court to overturn the $5 million sexual abuse and defamation verdict won against him by advice columnist E. Jean Carroll, CNN reported on Monday.“There were no eyewitnesses, no video evidence, and no police report or investigation,” said Trump's appeal to...
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November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Of course he did. Of course they will.
Fucking fascist rapist scumbags stick together.
Fucking fascist rapist scumbags stick together.
All this fat fuck ever does is bitch about spending money that ain’t even his—it’s ours—to maintain the government, but now he’s trying to toss crumbs to save his own sorry ass.
Trump suggests $10,000 bonuses for air traffic controllers who kept working during the government shutdown
Trump suggests $10,000 bonuses for air traffic controllers who kept working during the government shutdown
President Donald Trump is ordering all air traffic controllers to "get back to work," and suggesting $10,000 bonuses for those who have continued working.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All this fat fuck ever does is bitch about spending money that ain’t even his—it’s ours—to maintain the government, but now he’s trying to toss crumbs to save his own sorry ass.
Goddamn, how I love Commanders fans. Thank you from the rest of the sane people in our nation!!!
Trump and Hegseth booed mercilessly for 2 minutes straight tonight by Washington Commanders fans.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Goddamn, how I love Commanders fans. Thank you from the rest of the sane people in our nation!!!
Not unexpected, but massively fucking repulsive. Shitler is NOT an American; he is a Russian puppet.
⚡️Update: 'Full sanctions exemption' — US allows Hungary to buy Russian energy following Orban–Trump talks in Washington.
'Full sanctions exemption' — US allows Hungary to buy Russian energy following Orban–Trump talks in Washington
The U.S. and Hungary are also planning to sign a "significant nuclear cooperation agreement," Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto said.
kyivindependent.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Not unexpected, but massively fucking repulsive. Shitler is NOT an American; he is a Russian puppet.
Holy fuck. THESE motherfuckers need to get their asses handed to them legally and electorally. They also need to never get laid, though I suspect most don’t anyhow.
These extremely online young Christian men want to end the 19th Amendment, restore public flogging, and make America white again.
To understand JD Vance, you need to meet the “TheoBros”
These extremely online young Christian men want to end the 19th Amendment, restore public flogging, and make America white again.
www.motherjones.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Holy fuck. THESE motherfuckers need to get their asses handed to them legally and electorally. They also need to never get laid, though I suspect most don’t anyhow.
Goddamn fucking crooked pieces of shit. I look forward to their individual impeachments.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Goddamn fucking crooked pieces of shit. I look forward to their individual impeachments.
Just saw a commercial for some cat food featuring a guy looking at a cat very fondly in dim romantic lighting while a woman sings a seemingly seductive song in Spanish.
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just saw a commercial for some cat food featuring a guy looking at a cat very fondly in dim romantic lighting while a woman sings a seemingly seductive song in Spanish.
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
Huh. Common sense prevailed.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington was found not guilty of assault.
www.1011now.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Huh. Common sense prevailed.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
I’m sure that the male justices spank it like a spider monkey to transgender porn every chance they get. Far-right clowns are THE biggest hypocrites ever born, bar none.
Supreme Court lets Trump block transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers
Supreme Court lets Trump block transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers
The Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s administration to enforce a policy blocking transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers that align with their gender identity.
www.1011now.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m sure that the male justices spank it like a spider monkey to transgender porn every chance they get. Far-right clowns are THE biggest hypocrites ever born, bar none.
Grampa Shitpants has been all over the map since the fucking piece of shit got kicked in the nuts by US voters yesterday.
⁉️ Trump: Putin has failed to settle war in Ukraine and asked me for help
Trump: Putin has failed to settle war in Ukraine and asked me for help
US President Donald Trump has claimed that Russian leader Vladimir Putin asked him to "settle" the war in Ukraine during their most recent phone conversation.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Grampa Shitpants has been all over the map since the fucking piece of shit got kicked in the nuts by US voters yesterday.
It appears that the Republican MAGAt Party got a metaphorical sledgehammer to the fuckin’ balls tonight.
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It appears that the Republican MAGAt Party got a metaphorical sledgehammer to the fuckin’ balls tonight.
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
Let’s hope that they’re interested enough to sue CBS for the full unedited interview like the fat fuck did for the Harris interview.
SCOOP: Trump's "60 Minutes" interview draws roughly 13M viewers
Scoop: Trump's "60 Minutes" interview draws roughly 13M viewers
The interview itself was a huge get for CBS, considering the network's complicated history with President Trump.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Let’s hope that they’re interested enough to sue CBS for the full unedited interview like the fat fuck did for the Harris interview.
It’s impossible to win a fair fucking fight when only one side follows rules & norms. The Rs stopped doing that thirty goddamn years ago.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
“I can't, for the life of me, figure out why we are still so rigid and moderating everything when we have nothing to lose for the first time,” a Democratic digital strategist tells WIRED. www.wired.com/story/do-dem...
It's Been a Year Since Trump Was Elected. Democrats Still Don't Get the Internet
“I can't, for the life of me, figure out why we are still so rigid and moderating everything when we have nothing to lose for the first time,” a Democratic digital strategist tells WIRED.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s impossible to win a fair fucking fight when only one side follows rules & norms. The Rs stopped doing that thirty goddamn years ago.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
Outrageous. Everyone knows that the proper form address for him is, “Yo, you fucking pedophile piece of shit!”
MAGA throws a fit over use of ‘Mr Trump’ instead of ‘President Trump’ by CBS reporter
MAGA throws a fit over use of ‘Mr Trump’ instead of ‘President Trump’ by CBS reporter
MAGA throws a fit over use of ‘Mr Trump’ instead of ‘President Trump’ by CBS reporter
www.independent.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Outrageous. Everyone knows that the proper form address for him is, “Yo, you fucking pedophile piece of shit!”