Ha ha ga. When Mikey here loses his job, I got a few amateur nights for him when he gets that tight 5 down.

This is my shocked face.

It shouldn't be, but sadly it seems to be.

I'm out of popcorn, and it's not even jan yet. This upcoming administration is going to ruin me. But for real

Infant mortality is after birth, they don't care about kids who've been born. Cheeto Musolini and his merry band of mental lilliputions, will be happy with this.

We should all be able to die with little dignity we can muster.

Beep boop beep boop 💙

I wore blue jeans today. Not to celebrate my masculinity, but because I live in upstate ny, it's cold and illegal for me to walk around naked. But to each their own, i guess.

I've heard from my gay friends that they've hid Hunter biden's laptop, the arrest warrant for Hillary Clinton, and videos of Obama have gay sex with Satan in bear dens, under the sleeping bears. But they self-destruct if they hear a gunshot. Get em Christian soldiers.

Im 40, I've either been a soldier or a dept of the Army cillvilian my entire adult life, I started going to college this last summer to get one of these remote positions. I hope elon's immigration status leads to him enjoying life in south Africa instead of me having to go into a worplace.

But Butthead wasn't a private citizen when the crimes occurred. And that regardless of the crime and regardless of political affiliation should absolutely be congress' business. If you are to be the face of "western democracy," you should be held to the highest of standards.

Npr last week described Dr oz as a medical talk show host known from promoted alternative medicine. That is the opposite of good work. They were exceptionally good at sane washing the wild ramblings of geriatric rapist while he campaigned for POTUS. That is not good journalism.

If Obama wore a sweat suit on the senate floor they would have lynched him, look how they reacted to his tan suit. I hesitate to call it double standards, cuz that requires two standards, they have no standards.

Here's my boy Toby

Yes it's not a bribe it's a financial incentive. The same way the depth of the Army gives me a financial incentive every two weeks to come to work.

Does trump know what "unconstitutional" means?

Or raise them, on an old timey map of the world we would be under a sign that reads, "thar be some freaks"

Ain't that the truth. The sexual crimes and proclivity of our elected officials is not national security, unless our enemies know them. Airing everyone's dirty laundry would only make us more secure. There is fucking spun it, if only anyone cared about anything but their wallet.

I've always blamed CNN for introducing the 24 news cycle.