Was “throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks” a common saying before mid aughts life hack articles? Feels like one of those things like “oh how the turntables” that’s seamlessly made its way into the lexicon without anyone noticing

Me and Julio down by the school yard is about gay sex and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

This gotta be apples best feature 😅

If Sean Kingston had written Mambo No. 5 he would’ve called it 13 reasons why

Les Mis and Gilmore Girls are very similar in that they’re both about how everything will be okay so long as you have rich grandparents

Wen ur only a little bit non binary

Crip walk in my yamulka call that j walking