Rt. Nicholas Matta
nicholasmpsp.bsky.social
Rt. Nicholas Matta
@nicholasmpsp.bsky.social
MPSP Minister of Vibes
Brainrot party
Thank you to the speak @romeompsp.bsky.social, the @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social, the entire house, and my constituent of North Winnipeg for the honour of being bestowed the Right Honourable Nicholas Matta!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦 @ric-mpsp.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Happy New Year wishing you all a brain-rotted year!!!! @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @ric-mpsp.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Et oui, le
December 9, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: The Oxford English Dictionnary, the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL English dictionnary just named «brain rot» as the word of the year 2024!!! 🤩To celebrate this great SKIBIDI moment, Brainrot party is hosting the Tiktok rizz party tonight!!! 😜Everyone's invited (YAY!) (+1 accepted)
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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We stay 🔛🔝
December 2, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Our very competent and very well informed deputy speaker🤩 seems to be the ONLY courageous person to remind us that POUTINE is first and foremost a QUEBEC dish originating from the glorious city of Drummondville☝️ Poutine may be Canadian but never forget it has a French accent💯

#Jaimelapout
#Brainrot
C’EST UN SCANDALE. La nourriture québécoise est en danger. J’ai reçu beaucoup de plaintes des québécois-e-s dans ma circonscription qui m’ont demandé de le condamner et je le fais.

J’appelle le PM @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social à nommer son lieutenant du Québec au plus vite pour remédier à cette farce.
Another example of the preschool tyranny. They want to commit MASSACRE on our national dish : poutine. This is what my Pontiac constituents have shown me. It’s now a mandatory dish at preschools : CRAYOLA INFUSED poutine.

Shame.

@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social , i think it’s your time to resign.
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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As Future Minister of Rizz, I have to ask, does the Preschool Party need a nap before they make their next policy blunder? Maybe stick to snack time, we’ll handle the diplomacy. 💤 #BigLeaguePolitics #RizzForTheWin
@ppppmpsp.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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how it feels walking out of the polls after voting for brainrot #SKIBIDI
a man in a suit and tie holds a hat over his face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a hat over his face
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November 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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Fellow Skibidis, as your esteemed future Minister of Rizz, I am proud to announce our bold vision for the future. With charm, confidence, and unrelenting determination, we will extend our influence far and wide. Our next mission? The glorious annexation of Turcs and Cacose.
November 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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RING!RING! Who is it?! It's Freakbob, reminding you to vote for BRAINROT ofc! Listen carefully and vote ACCORDINGLY if you're a real certified skibidi rizzler!

#Brainrot #Freakbob
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Bruh I gotta say it… the Brat Party is giving NOTHING when it comes to foreign policy. Like ZERO. I checked their platform, and guess what? It’s crickets. They’re out here flexing with gossip sessions and glitter costumes for our military. Where is the plan for literally anything beyond our borders?
Your future government’s platform.
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MY SKIBIDIS

drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF...

HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY
BRAINROT PARTY PLATFORM.pdf
drive.google.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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ANNONCE IMPORTANT MES SKIBIDIS

drive.google.com/file/d/1VIk5...

VOICI LA PLATFORME COMPLET DE LE PARTI POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE
PLATFORME DU PARTI POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE.pdf
drive.google.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Friendly reminder that this post exists. @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social
November 13, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: BRAINROT WILL MAKE “DRESS TO IMPRESS” THE NATIONAL GAME OF THE COUNTRY

ANNONCÉE OFFICIEL :
POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE VA FAIRE « DRESS TO IMPRESS » LE JEU NATIONAL DU CANADA
November 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL FUTURE BUILDINGS WILL BE CONSTRUCTED OUT OF GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL, ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER AND AUNT’S NAILS

ANNONCÉE OFFICIEL: TOUS LES FUTURS BÂTIMENTS SERONT CONSTRUITS EN ACIER CARRÉ GALVANISÉ, EN PLACAGE DE BOIS ÉCOLOGIQUE ET EN CLOUS DE TANTE.
November 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
It’s time to VOTE for Canada’s future a better, stronger and brainrot future. Vote for the BRAINROT party, vote for Canada! 🇨🇦
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Il est temps de VOTER pour l'avenir du Canada, un avenir meilleur, plus fort et Brainrot. Votez pour le parti Brainrot, votez pour le Canada! 🇨🇦
November 10, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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October 26, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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For someone who is saying that we “may” force a reaction out of someone… this is quite the reaction.

Also, is the “over-editing” and “multiple layers of irony” in the room with us?
October 20, 2024 at 3:35 AM
@ric-mpsp.bsky.social The Brat party has said they want to give free coffee to all Canadians. They are promoting caffeine consumption among children!
October 18, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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The Brat party is simply appeasing the masses with small promises… here at Brainrot we would offer substantially larger portions of free Poutine, as well as free beaver tails and free maple syrup.
October 18, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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This just in - preschool party is composed of opportunists only committed to winning and not principles!
October 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM