I think zoomers need to learn the old ways. Retvrn to tradition.

Flashing a spotlight with a silhouetted can of Axe Body Spray into the night sky above Gotham City to tell Fred Durst he is needed.

You don’t need to read Mein Kampf when you can just sit in your room listening to “Aerials” by System of a Down on repeat.

I think Fallout Boy did write another version of that song and it was terrible. It was just a bunch of references to, like, Tiger King and Minecraft and stuff.

Stagflation, anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, new Star Wars franchise, President doing crimes, national guard deployed to American cities. If the Steelers can put together a solid defense we're back in business.

Get in loser, we're reviving procedural due process.

Firing up my Charles Reich laser eyes meme in case SCOTUS recognizes a protected property interest in a position on the Federal Reserve Board of Governors.

Extremely cool that these people run CBS News now.

Genuinely confused. Did she think this was a different book?

It was a boomcession

Hearing a 7-year-old scream "I hate music. It's BORING" as I try to listen to Townes Van Zandt.

I don't care for it, but I guess they're still a few years away from getting into outlaw country.

Another win for legal realism. [Insert Louis Brandeis with laser eyes here]

Yes, but they might want to hedge their bets in the event that that attempt fails. (As it stands, they seem to be YOLOing)