Nicholas Atwater 🇨🇦
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Swashbuckling steampunk fantasy Canadian author 🇨🇦 Goblin advocate and lover of puns. Author of “Echoes of the Imperium” He/Him.
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All hail the Oliviate Order!
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All hail the Oliviate Order!
Well. This is going to be an, uh...interesting...stressful...day. Fun.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well. This is going to be an, uh...interesting...stressful...day. Fun.
"Someone is having a good time with something entirely unrelated to me and it's none of my business? WELL, WE CAN'T LET THAT STAND, NOW CAN WE? IN THIS ESSAY, I WILL—"
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Someone is having a good time with something entirely unrelated to me and it's none of my business? WELL, WE CAN'T LET THAT STAND, NOW CAN WE? IN THIS ESSAY, I WILL—"
This. Further emphasized with an Owen Wilson-sized 'Wow.'
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This. Further emphasized with an Owen Wilson-sized 'Wow.'
You can literally spell it out in neon, flashing writing on a cover and/or blurb, and there would STILL be people who would miss it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You can literally spell it out in neon, flashing writing on a cover and/or blurb, and there would STILL be people who would miss it.
Okay. I watched it tonight, and I am SO LOCKED THE HECK IN. That movie was absolutely incredible. Holy crap. And Elle Fanning? What a hell of a role. And I can't believe how much I felt for Dek. I need more too!
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Okay. I watched it tonight, and I am SO LOCKED THE HECK IN. That movie was absolutely incredible. Holy crap. And Elle Fanning? What a hell of a role. And I can't believe how much I felt for Dek. I need more too!
It's a warning goose. Only polite to give them the chance to make amends.
And if they don't, well. Examples will need to be made.
*Background honking intensifies*
And if they don't, well. Examples will need to be made.
*Background honking intensifies*
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's a warning goose. Only polite to give them the chance to make amends.
And if they don't, well. Examples will need to be made.
*Background honking intensifies*
And if they don't, well. Examples will need to be made.
*Background honking intensifies*
Judge has a gavel for a peg leg, which they rip off to smash against the ship's railing. Jury hanging out in the rigging.
Pirate-Lawyer is from Blackhook, Broadside, & Boarding; ARRRRttorneys-At-Large.
Pirate-Lawyer is from Blackhook, Broadside, & Boarding; ARRRRttorneys-At-Large.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Judge has a gavel for a peg leg, which they rip off to smash against the ship's railing. Jury hanging out in the rigging.
Pirate-Lawyer is from Blackhook, Broadside, & Boarding; ARRRRttorneys-At-Large.
Pirate-Lawyer is from Blackhook, Broadside, & Boarding; ARRRRttorneys-At-Large.
Ah, I see. The single bite option. Quite the amouse bouche, if you would.
However, if this is supposed to be the full meal, they are asking to have a Canadian Goose unleashed in their establishment.
However, if this is supposed to be the full meal, they are asking to have a Canadian Goose unleashed in their establishment.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ah, I see. The single bite option. Quite the amouse bouche, if you would.
However, if this is supposed to be the full meal, they are asking to have a Canadian Goose unleashed in their establishment.
However, if this is supposed to be the full meal, they are asking to have a Canadian Goose unleashed in their establishment.
I'm pretty sure folding some of those people into balloon-animal, yoga positions would do Krista some good.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm pretty sure folding some of those people into balloon-animal, yoga positions would do Krista some good.
Little do those fools know, we authors have been flooded with reviews that contradict one another in much the same fashion. Fools, I tell you!
Elbows up, as we Canucks are fond of saying these days. Your posts are a go-to, so keep on being awesome.
Elbows up, as we Canucks are fond of saying these days. Your posts are a go-to, so keep on being awesome.
a man with a beard and a crown on his head sits on a throne
Alt: King Theoden, ensorcelled by dark magic, sits old and decrepit upon his throne as a puppet to evil powers as he proclaims "You have no power here."
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November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Little do those fools know, we authors have been flooded with reviews that contradict one another in much the same fashion. Fools, I tell you!
Elbows up, as we Canucks are fond of saying these days. Your posts are a go-to, so keep on being awesome.
Elbows up, as we Canucks are fond of saying these days. Your posts are a go-to, so keep on being awesome.
It was definitely on my radar, and I'm so glad to hear it turned out to be a good flick. I have to say, since Prey wheeled about, it has really taken the franchise in such a fascinating direction. Never cared for it much before then, but this has just been awesome. Can't wait to see it, then!
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It was definitely on my radar, and I'm so glad to hear it turned out to be a good flick. I have to say, since Prey wheeled about, it has really taken the franchise in such a fascinating direction. Never cared for it much before then, but this has just been awesome. Can't wait to see it, then!