Nicole Fauteux
@nicfau.bsky.social
For $5 I will list your faults.
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🚨 PFB IS HIRING 🚨 (🧵)
SEEKING: part time (12 hrs/wk) Shelving Monkey.
Older HS students & post-sec students welcome to apply.
$27.25/hr + vacation pay.
Duties: cleaning; boxing & reboxing books; shelving as directed by senior staff; assisting senior staff at both PFBs.
SEEKING: part time (12 hrs/wk) Shelving Monkey.
Older HS students & post-sec students welcome to apply.
$27.25/hr + vacation pay.
Duties: cleaning; boxing & reboxing books; shelving as directed by senior staff; assisting senior staff at both PFBs.
August 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🚨 PFB IS HIRING 🚨 (🧵)
SEEKING: part time (12 hrs/wk) Shelving Monkey.
Older HS students & post-sec students welcome to apply.
$27.25/hr + vacation pay.
Duties: cleaning; boxing & reboxing books; shelving as directed by senior staff; assisting senior staff at both PFBs.
SEEKING: part time (12 hrs/wk) Shelving Monkey.
Older HS students & post-sec students welcome to apply.
$27.25/hr + vacation pay.
Duties: cleaning; boxing & reboxing books; shelving as directed by senior staff; assisting senior staff at both PFBs.
“She used to be such a sweet little girl and now she’s a dickhead” - my uncle Paul describing me.
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“She used to be such a sweet little girl and now she’s a dickhead” - my uncle Paul describing me.
“Sharks come and go, Ellen.” - Michael Caine
July 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Sharks come and go, Ellen.” - Michael Caine
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my belief is that the jaws quadrilogy is the structure of the ideal marathon:
1) perfect, audience at max attention
2) much worse version of same movie, audience settles in
3) 3d gimmicks worth the price of admission, audience is Engaged
4) shark literally follows ellen to bahamas, audience is drunk
1) perfect, audience at max attention
2) much worse version of same movie, audience settles in
3) 3d gimmicks worth the price of admission, audience is Engaged
4) shark literally follows ellen to bahamas, audience is drunk
June 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
my belief is that the jaws quadrilogy is the structure of the ideal marathon:
1) perfect, audience at max attention
2) much worse version of same movie, audience settles in
3) 3d gimmicks worth the price of admission, audience is Engaged
4) shark literally follows ellen to bahamas, audience is drunk
1) perfect, audience at max attention
2) much worse version of same movie, audience settles in
3) 3d gimmicks worth the price of admission, audience is Engaged
4) shark literally follows ellen to bahamas, audience is drunk
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not that I expect much from the National Post, but it's infuriating to see widespread misinfo about park closures in BC. they are not "race-based" closures. access is temporarily limited to the rights-holding First Nations, not to all Indigenous people. this is just rage-baiting for racists.
May 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
not that I expect much from the National Post, but it's infuriating to see widespread misinfo about park closures in BC. they are not "race-based" closures. access is temporarily limited to the rights-holding First Nations, not to all Indigenous people. this is just rage-baiting for racists.
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The company replacing the balconies for my building left this on mine. It certainly wasn’t there before they ripped the wood out. No current occupants. Do they know I’m weird or did they just forget it?
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The company replacing the balconies for my building left this on mine. It certainly wasn’t there before they ripped the wood out. No current occupants. Do they know I’m weird or did they just forget it?
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PSA #1: Advance Voting all weekend long at the Kingsgate Mall
PSA #2: Advance Voting is available for any riding; you don't have to be registered in Vancouver East to vote at KM
PSA #3: If you're that house on 12th with the People's Party sign on your lawn, your advance poll is at Phibbs Exchange.
PSA #2: Advance Voting is available for any riding; you don't have to be registered in Vancouver East to vote at KM
PSA #3: If you're that house on 12th with the People's Party sign on your lawn, your advance poll is at Phibbs Exchange.
April 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
PSA #1: Advance Voting all weekend long at the Kingsgate Mall
PSA #2: Advance Voting is available for any riding; you don't have to be registered in Vancouver East to vote at KM
PSA #3: If you're that house on 12th with the People's Party sign on your lawn, your advance poll is at Phibbs Exchange.
PSA #2: Advance Voting is available for any riding; you don't have to be registered in Vancouver East to vote at KM
PSA #3: If you're that house on 12th with the People's Party sign on your lawn, your advance poll is at Phibbs Exchange.
I love how mad people are getting about ICBC removing the class 5 road test. Y’all know that even if you fail, you can still drive right? They don’t take away your existing license. Hahaha
April 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love how mad people are getting about ICBC removing the class 5 road test. Y’all know that even if you fail, you can still drive right? They don’t take away your existing license. Hahaha
Is anyone still keeping up with Yellowjackets? I have issues and I need to talk about them.
March 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is anyone still keeping up with Yellowjackets? I have issues and I need to talk about them.
*sheds a single tear for Jay Gordon*
To celebrate our milestone 550th episode, we're reappraising club hits from years past we did not care for.
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We Have A Technical 550: The Veal | I Die: You Die
To celebrate our milestone 550th episode, we're reappraising club hits from years past we did not care for.
www.idieyoudie.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*sheds a single tear for Jay Gordon*
I really should have focused on making the 10 jars of chili crisp I bought from Trader Joe’s in December last longer than 3 months if I’m attempting to not buy American.
March 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I really should have focused on making the 10 jars of chili crisp I bought from Trader Joe’s in December last longer than 3 months if I’m attempting to not buy American.
I can’t figure out if Walton Goggins is incredibly attractive or not.
March 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I can’t figure out if Walton Goggins is incredibly attractive or not.
SEAGULLS CAN LIVE TO BE OVER 20 YEARS OLD?!
February 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
SEAGULLS CAN LIVE TO BE OVER 20 YEARS OLD?!
The weirdest thing about Cane Toads: An Unnatural History was the number of songs about cane toads featured throughout the documentary. How does Australia have this many songs specifically written about an invasive toad?!
February 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The weirdest thing about Cane Toads: An Unnatural History was the number of songs about cane toads featured throughout the documentary. How does Australia have this many songs specifically written about an invasive toad?!
I chuckled, I was sad, and I cringed through a very uncomfortable implied hand job. The Brutalist had it all.
February 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I chuckled, I was sad, and I cringed through a very uncomfortable implied hand job. The Brutalist had it all.
Oh. Turns out Hard Truths was not a comedy.
February 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Oh. Turns out Hard Truths was not a comedy.
I watched A Real Pain and now my greatest fear is that Kieran Culkin wasn’t acting.
February 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I watched A Real Pain and now my greatest fear is that Kieran Culkin wasn’t acting.
Junior was better than I thought.
February 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Junior was better than I thought.
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I don’t remember which asshole told me to watch Dangerous Minds and I am fearful that I’ll accidentally accept another movie recommendation from them.
January 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I don’t remember which asshole told me to watch Dangerous Minds and I am fearful that I’ll accidentally accept another movie recommendation from them.
If any of you go see Babygirl message me immediately so we can discuss.
January 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If any of you go see Babygirl message me immediately so we can discuss.
Nightbitch was one of my top 2024 reads and I wasn’t sure it could be turned into a film I would like, but if you cut off the last ten minutes of it you have yourself a success.
January 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nightbitch was one of my top 2024 reads and I wasn’t sure it could be turned into a film I would like, but if you cut off the last ten minutes of it you have yourself a success.
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New Wakeland novel from Sam Wiebe to be released by the end of March and available for pre-order now.
January 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
New Wakeland novel from Sam Wiebe to be released by the end of March and available for pre-order now.