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@nicethiccbackpack.bsky.social
They’re so good at businessing!
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They’re so good at businessing!
oh Dua Lipa likes it? Awesome.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
oh Dua Lipa likes it? Awesome.
literally the meek shall inherit the Earth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
literally the meek shall inherit the Earth.
Just another union busting billionaire asshole generating more assholes. His family also sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Just another union busting billionaire asshole generating more assholes. His family also sucks.
A drunk guy swung a hammer at me once. I somehow avoided killing him.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A drunk guy swung a hammer at me once. I somehow avoided killing him.
Fuck "financial literacy" or "civics awareness" for kids. Every high school student should have to take a course where the teacher writes "EVERYTHING IS AN AD" on the board and they have to stare at it for 3 hours a week.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Fuck "financial literacy" or "civics awareness" for kids. Every high school student should have to take a course where the teacher writes "EVERYTHING IS AN AD" on the board and they have to stare at it for 3 hours a week.
Such a breath of fresh air in this time when most companies are known for their dependence.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Such a breath of fresh air in this time when most companies are known for their dependence.
You can either have paychecks or drinking water, but not both.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You can either have paychecks or drinking water, but not both.
Well, it may be hard, but I have faith that mankind will create a Robert Patrick robot that will eliminate every single one of us.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well, it may be hard, but I have faith that mankind will create a Robert Patrick robot that will eliminate every single one of us.
Damn he’s cool af
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Damn he’s cool af
What if it becomes like Liquid Metal in a cop uniform?
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
What if it becomes like Liquid Metal in a cop uniform?
I hereby declare that republicans in my house might someday maybe try to study the gradual implementation of a policy where I confer MD status to anyone with an illness more serious than, say, melanoma, and they can just doctor themselves for free!
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hereby declare that republicans in my house might someday maybe try to study the gradual implementation of a policy where I confer MD status to anyone with an illness more serious than, say, melanoma, and they can just doctor themselves for free!
“Invest in real estate” is the same energy as frat alien @pattonoswalt.bsky.social saying “my dad owns a dealership” in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“Invest in real estate” is the same energy as frat alien @pattonoswalt.bsky.social saying “my dad owns a dealership” in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Douthat somehow stumbled into the only news organization in the world that would employ him.
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Douthat somehow stumbled into the only news organization in the world that would employ him.
Whole Foods sucks. If you want to sell me $30 cheese, you need to also sell Ritz crackers.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Whole Foods sucks. If you want to sell me $30 cheese, you need to also sell Ritz crackers.
“Find the morons, and you’ve found a business”
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Find the morons, and you’ve found a business”
Every Brilliant businessmen would be homeless without our tax dollars
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Every Brilliant businessmen would be homeless without our tax dollars
What a wonderful windfall for the company that caused the Great Recession and we just keep trusting for some fucking reason.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What a wonderful windfall for the company that caused the Great Recession and we just keep trusting for some fucking reason.
Best not to rock the boat. Just drill a hole in the bottom and let victory pour in.
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Best not to rock the boat. Just drill a hole in the bottom and let victory pour in.
READ NEUROTRIBES
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
READ NEUROTRIBES
Douche chill, more like. We still saying that?
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Douche chill, more like. We still saying that?
No other paper would employ this doofus
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
No other paper would employ this doofus