Nah, just your dead soul.

Trying to find a black screw in a black computer case - when you've only got one good eye, and by good I mean 'not very' - after some idiot {waves} dropped it while upgrading.

I did find the bugger...eventually.

Also, fuck Microsoft, fuck them very much.

Labour supporters in the UK right now:

I feel like there's a definite age-limit on that reference.

"Captain! We hit that iceberg everybody warned us about, the one any fool could see coming. We're sinking fast!"

Captain 'Sinky' Starmer: "Quick! Rearrange the deckchairs!"

Yet more pledges that Starmer has failed to fulfil.

#oneyear #uklabour #timewarpnow

Just bought a new fridge and I was trying to work out what this little pictogram, from a booklet that came with the instructions, was supposed to mean.

Got it now but for a while I was very worried a bear was going to show up.

One of the core features of this UK govt., they keep repeating the same mistakes and failures of the Tories and then getting the same results.

So pragmatic...

The phrase 'not half as clever as they think they are' seems so pertinent these days. When you know you're dumb you're open to learn more, to hear other opinions and sources of information.

When you think you know it all you end up not 'realising' what thousands could see and said would happen.