Niccole Thurman
@niccolethurman.bsky.social
TV actor | WGA Award-Winning TV Writer | Avoider of internet :)
how do I turn the volume on my dog's mouth down asking for me pLeAsE JeEzuS
March 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
how do I turn the volume on my dog's mouth down asking for me pLeAsE JeEzuS
this is going to sound very curmudgeonly and not very GREEN ☮️🍃🌏 of me, but we simply have too many gadgets we need to charge now I cannot keep up with all da chargez
March 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
this is going to sound very curmudgeonly and not very GREEN ☮️🍃🌏 of me, but we simply have too many gadgets we need to charge now I cannot keep up with all da chargez
They got detectives out here on cold case named “Hefflefinger” and “Butts” and I’m supposed to take this murder seriously?! Come onnnnnnn
March 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
They got detectives out here on cold case named “Hefflefinger” and “Butts” and I’m supposed to take this murder seriously?! Come onnnnnnn
why is it always “spam risk” and never “spam reward” 😒
March 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
why is it always “spam risk” and never “spam reward” 😒
was watching my dog eat a bone while sitting down…I sat on a pile of blankets and jumped up so fast because I thought I sat on my dog but that bitch was eating a bone and I was watching her am I ok
February 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
was watching my dog eat a bone while sitting down…I sat on a pile of blankets and jumped up so fast because I thought I sat on my dog but that bitch was eating a bone and I was watching her am I ok
keep thinking about how every invention probably started with someone figuring something out and being like “whoa what the FUCK we should keep DOING THAT”
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
keep thinking about how every invention probably started with someone figuring something out and being like “whoa what the FUCK we should keep DOING THAT”
I love that his eye black matches his eye brows ☺️ jk he’s hot congrats eagles (don’t get mad I was rooting for everyone)
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love that his eye black matches his eye brows ☺️ jk he’s hot congrats eagles (don’t get mad I was rooting for everyone)
when someone finishes explaining board game rules and says “you ready to give it a try?!”
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
when someone finishes explaining board game rules and says “you ready to give it a try?!”
when I’m driving and suddenly remember I’m driving:
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
when I’m driving and suddenly remember I’m driving:
when your friend texts “you here yet?” and you forgot you had anywhere to be:
February 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
when your friend texts “you here yet?” and you forgot you had anywhere to be:
ok I am not a bad cook I’m actually kinda good….but there is definitely a final destination situation happening in my home
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ok I am not a bad cook I’m actually kinda good….but there is definitely a final destination situation happening in my home
ok I need to have workplace gossip again. I’m on a walk and just said TO MY DOG “oh look at this two little floofers over there! They kinda look alike! I wonder if they’re related or if they’re fucking”
Like….first of all it’s probably both and SECONDLY
Like….first of all it’s probably both and SECONDLY
January 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ok I need to have workplace gossip again. I’m on a walk and just said TO MY DOG “oh look at this two little floofers over there! They kinda look alike! I wonder if they’re related or if they’re fucking”
Like….first of all it’s probably both and SECONDLY
Like….first of all it’s probably both and SECONDLY
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ok wait I see what he’s doin…..
January 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ok wait I see what he’s doin…..
ok wait I see what he’s doin…..
January 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ok wait I see what he’s doin…..
driving west during a sunset in LA
January 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
driving west during a sunset in LA
I have a doctor’s appointment on Monday, Jan 6….im thinking about dressing up for the holiday when I go in
January 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have a doctor’s appointment on Monday, Jan 6….im thinking about dressing up for the holiday when I go in
holy shit this dinner scene in nightbitch
January 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
holy shit this dinner scene in nightbitch
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Oh you mean the NosferCOCKtu?
December 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Oh you mean the NosferCOCKtu?
handsome man: hi
me: YOU ARE HANDSOME
me: YOU ARE HANDSOME
December 26, 2024 at 6:52 AM
handsome man: hi
me: YOU ARE HANDSOME
me: YOU ARE HANDSOME
Oh you mean the NosferCOCKtu?
December 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Oh you mean the NosferCOCKtu?
Reposted by Niccole Thurman
Today I accidentally bought a $24 bag of coffee beans at a fancy coffee shop and did that thing where I tried to look like it was totally fine and normal while I paid but inside I was like
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Today I accidentally bought a $24 bag of coffee beans at a fancy coffee shop and did that thing where I tried to look like it was totally fine and normal while I paid but inside I was like
my instagram stories right now are giving “way too much” and “she seems unwell” with a side of “maybe she’s just bored but also maybe she should go touch grass”
December 23, 2024 at 9:22 PM
my instagram stories right now are giving “way too much” and “she seems unwell” with a side of “maybe she’s just bored but also maybe she should go touch grass”
when I fart but it makes a “rizz” sound:
December 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
when I fart but it makes a “rizz” sound: