My poem in this week’s @theneweuropean.bsky.social, which is out today.

Here’s a poem from my latest book, for all those who are out pounding the pavements in box-fresh running shoes this morning…

This, by Ogden Nash, is of course the finest New Year poem ever written.

A poem from my current book. I shall be in bed by 9 o’clock this evening, in my forlorn annual bid not to cause any offence…

My poem in the current @theneweuropean.bsky.social. We’re at the soup-bowls-and-ramekins stage of Christmas here.

A poem from my latest book

My poem in the bumper Christmas issue of @theneweuropean.bsky.social. That’s the last one now until January, so merry Christmas and happy new year to one and all.

My poem in this week’s @theneweuropean.bsky.social

Here’s a seasonal poem from ‘Things My Children Think I’m Wrong About’.

A poem from my latest collection, ‘Things My Children Think I’m Wrong About’, which is published by Bedford Square, and which may or may not make an acceptable stocking filler for the overwrought, middle-aged person in your life…

My poem in this week’s @theneweuropean.bsky.social

This is beautifully done, and very good for the sanity. @timminchin.bsky.social remains one of the very best humans.

That nice Sophie Hannah said some nice things about my poems too, in case you’re worried they’ll be rubbish.

I write (mostly silly) poems. The nice people at Bedford Square have put some of them in a book, which the mildly grumpy, middle-aged people in your life might conceivably enjoy for Christmas. I don’t have very many followers on here yet. If you do, I’d be really grateful if you could pass this on.

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From @theneweuropean.bsky.social a while back…

My poem in this week’s @theneweuropean.bsky.social

From my latest collection…