Vampire Survivors erotica perhaps?

OUR problem

oh nononono NO! Gottabrelqd. I get those special glass plugs so you gotta relax. If not you'll crack ya coccyx. Then you'll have to explain that you're in an ass cast because a butt plug broke ya ass bone. That's no way to live.

ok I spoke too soon. One of them is missing.
... everyone just look before they sit or at least relax before sitting down.

Never.
I do butt plug roll call once a week.
Everyone of them are accounted for.

There's only one way to stop the horny I'm afraid....

I'm sorry. I meant your all star ride or die Pokémon.

So if Ekans is your companion pokemon who are are your other 5 that you carry?

Same.
Full on samesies.

GASP!

Oh this.....this is art

Now THOSE are some getaway sticks