Merry Christmas. May your egg be noggy, your pudding be figgy. May you get the big end of the bon-bon. May your gifts be treasured. May your favourite wish come true

Strength is revealed by kindness and compassion. Be strong.

Thankfully I never once did anything cringe or embarrassing in my younger days in any previous social network SO THERES NO POINT IN EVER GOING LOOKING FOR IT THANKYOU

We don’t really do Halloween here (spring just isn’t spooky like autumn is, so it doesn’t get a lot of traction) but my local doctors’ office rebadged their treatment room as THE AUTOPSY ROOM and that’s just precious

We should bring back that thing where cool cult movies would be shown late at night, introduced by a smoking hot goth chick whose joy at being in on the campy joke of it all was almost as big as her spectacular tits.