this feels like a ‘lol oh no’ beginning to a last of us type situation where you simply tried to chop too much fungi, a fragment got in your bloodstream and now we wait

Tomorrow me: Oh you experienced glee and festivities did you?
Best read about nuclear weapons now just to balance it all out.

Ah i think we’d all dipped a toe in to slightly bold novels by our teens but having them READ ALOUD to you fresh out of high babies is a bit much.
And she was 3 years older.
It was just beyond weird.

There is genuinely nowhere like it. Just so much stuff you never asked to see, huge amounts of overly personal madness that appears to be directed at no one in particular.

I’m already there unless something big and newsy is happening which in fairness, has been the case a lot lately

My feelings *exactly* 💜

Danny Dyer is SO good in it too. He was really the heart of the whole thing I thought.
Less Tories riding than I suspected there would be too.

Next time I see you I’ll tell you about a childhood friend who used to read Jilly Cooper aloud to me when I was like…7?

I am still on twitter of course but mostly just reading 🙂
I’m wondering when I’ll delete it. 15 years of thoughts seems like a lot to just…wipe away.

I’m warming to here because threads is b a t s h i t