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fish don't worry about fall damage like us

"all I'm left to conclude is that the body metabolizes blue"

-scientists, to pee of man who subsists on Cool Blue™ gatorade

VCR players of the world take tape cylinders, not cassettes

one cylinder is much too large for the average VCR

-rejected plot for "extremely girthy movie"