Niall Tubes 〓〓
@nialltubes.bsky.social
Lefty optimistic introvert atheist. Live in Cornwall with my wonderful partner and a Beagle.
I wished for a hat and got this. Now I'm stupider too.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I wished for a hat and got this. Now I'm stupider too.
Oxygen Not Included - regular as clockwork!
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Oxygen Not Included - regular as clockwork!
Just goes to show, there are many more people much stupider than her.
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just goes to show, there are many more people much stupider than her.
Turnout was only 50% though. Despite all the publicity and money and effort chucked at this, only half the voters could be bothered.
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Turnout was only 50% though. Despite all the publicity and money and effort chucked at this, only half the voters could be bothered.
You forgot 💩 and ☣️ for Facebook
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
You forgot 💩 and ☣️ for Facebook
Maybe they thought Kevin Gerbil sounded like Kev In Gerbil which has totally different connotations.
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Maybe they thought Kevin Gerbil sounded like Kev In Gerbil which has totally different connotations.
He's fat and scruffy - what's changed?
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
He's fat and scruffy - what's changed?
The more cynical among us would put it down to market manipulation so he and his family can make a killing.
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The more cynical among us would put it down to market manipulation so he and his family can make a killing.
Simply move to a soft water area.
October 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Simply move to a soft water area.
Probably threatened to withdraw funding or arms, both things calm diplomats couldn't use.
October 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Probably threatened to withdraw funding or arms, both things calm diplomats couldn't use.
I've heard the term 'neckbeard' many times but never actually seen one til now.
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I've heard the term 'neckbeard' many times but never actually seen one til now.
A game from Musk and AI. How can it not be a massive, steaming pile of horseshit?
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A game from Musk and AI. How can it not be a massive, steaming pile of horseshit?
I'm willing to bet every single one of these people will take their car to a mechanic if it goes wrong but will take Trump's (or similar) word over "Science's" when it comes to their health.
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm willing to bet every single one of these people will take their car to a mechanic if it goes wrong but will take Trump's (or similar) word over "Science's" when it comes to their health.
If I could buy Eccles Cakes from anywhere in a 30 mile radius form my house, I wouldn't have to consider Mince Pies. As it is...
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If I could buy Eccles Cakes from anywhere in a 30 mile radius form my house, I wouldn't have to consider Mince Pies. As it is...
I really wish I knew someone who beleived in this shit. I'd have left a little pile of my clothes for them to find and made myself scarce for the day. Being an atheist, it would've driven them mad. Mind you, being an atheist sort of precludes me from knowing someone like this in the first place.
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I really wish I knew someone who beleived in this shit. I'd have left a little pile of my clothes for them to find and made myself scarce for the day. Being an atheist, it would've driven them mad. Mind you, being an atheist sort of precludes me from knowing someone like this in the first place.
So we keep the far-right racists quiet by appeasing them? Isn't that just rewarding bad behaviour?
September 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
So we keep the far-right racists quiet by appeasing them? Isn't that just rewarding bad behaviour?
Backwards would have been better - make the fat bastard run like a hamster on its wheel.
September 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Backwards would have been better - make the fat bastard run like a hamster on its wheel.
And their propensity to immediately blame someone else.
September 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
And their propensity to immediately blame someone else.
I think this fits most of your requirements. Maybe not the swimming pool?
August 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think this fits most of your requirements. Maybe not the swimming pool?
Went to see The Buzzcocks a few years back. Seems old Punks don't die, we just become balding middle-class old farts.
August 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Went to see The Buzzcocks a few years back. Seems old Punks don't die, we just become balding middle-class old farts.
Reform voters I've come across on the other place are salivating at the thought of their rights being removed as long as brown people's are too.
August 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Reform voters I've come across on the other place are salivating at the thought of their rights being removed as long as brown people's are too.
You calling my missus old?
August 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You calling my missus old?
Brilliant. Made me go and look up the actual equivalent of Knock Knock jokes in French (because it beats working)
An example of Le blague M. et Mme.
A: M. et Mme Delors ont un fils. Comment s’appelle-t-il ?
B: Omer.
(Oh merde alors!).
An example of Le blague M. et Mme.
A: M. et Mme Delors ont un fils. Comment s’appelle-t-il ?
B: Omer.
(Oh merde alors!).
July 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Brilliant. Made me go and look up the actual equivalent of Knock Knock jokes in French (because it beats working)
An example of Le blague M. et Mme.
A: M. et Mme Delors ont un fils. Comment s’appelle-t-il ?
B: Omer.
(Oh merde alors!).
An example of Le blague M. et Mme.
A: M. et Mme Delors ont un fils. Comment s’appelle-t-il ?
B: Omer.
(Oh merde alors!).
Who's a clever Cambridge novelist then. You are, you are.
Better?
Better?
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Who's a clever Cambridge novelist then. You are, you are.
Better?
Better?