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Blinn (New & Improved Formula)
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It is hard to be a gangster with a basket on your bike.

Editor. Former hockey writer/tweeter/GIFer person guy. Remember the homepage puns?
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Yom Kippur has begun:
Padma Lakshmi's 2011 tweet: 'Utensils down, hands up!! Time's up! Thanks everyone for your help!'
October 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Ofgeography: so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!! here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2: disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing. sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old. so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY– here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2: it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic. so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that. EXCEPT, OF COURSE: you have to pay for pay per view. so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.” AS A FAMILY.
September 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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y'all, get yourself a man, woman, person, pet, friend, houseplant, whatever that looks at you like this.
travis kelce looking at girlfriend taylor swift on the new heights podcast
August 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Jason Giambi famously wore a thong to break out of slumps, but I think something got lost in translation with the Mets
the mets hold up a gigantic sandal in the dugout after francisco alvarez home run
August 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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i swear i thought Dicky Lovelady was an NYC mayoral candidate
the mets' announment they've signed reliever Dicky Lovelady
June 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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my kid whenever i ask him to do something he doesn't want to do
jose ramirez lying on the ground in the batter's box after being hit by a pitch by nick lodolo
June 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Knicks fans 🤝 30 Rock fans
jack donaghy from 30 rock saying "Haliburton"
May 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Say hi to your mother for me, ok?
Andy Samberg playing Mark Wahlberg and talking to animals for a Saturday Night Live sketch.
May 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I don't care what anyone says, this is my pope.
Scott front Eurotrip, dressed as the accidental pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Oilers: Team Cockroach?
Characters from The Good Place in a circle with their hands on top of another from the episode Team Cockroach
May 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Game 7 Double Overtime Status
A person hyperventilating into a paper bag.
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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the mean girls meme of tina fey standing in front of a room of high school girls, asking if to "raise your hand if you 've ever felt personally victimized by brady tkachuk"
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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NBA Twitter... hacked?
March 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Winners get to go tarps off.
Maple leafs forward William Nylander doing a post-game interview with Kathryn Tappen, not wearing a shirt.
March 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Very proud, very verklempt dad over here.
A pair of adult hockey skates next to a pair of kid's ice skates
March 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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no, really, we're all trying to find the guy who did this!
Tim Robinson dressed as a hot dog in the Hot Dog Car sketch from 'I Think You Should Leave' Adam Driver dressed as a hot dog for the New York 50th Musical sketch on "Saturday Night Live" Chevy Chase in "Community" as Pierce Hawthorne in Season 2's "Paradigms of Human Memory"
February 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Went to a hockey game. Had some bevs. A good time had by most.
A view of the Islanders-Hurricanes game.
January 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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a tweet from ESPN's Adam Schefter: Buccaneers have had no contact today with Liam Coen or his representation. The team has made multiple efforts to reach him and has not. Coen is in Jacksonville discussing a deal to become the head coach. A 2015 tweet from Blake Griffin amid Clippers players going to DeAndre Jordan's house to convince him not to sign with Dallas. The tweet reads, "Don't agree with the furniture layout but I'm not an interior designer." and show a picture of a chair jammed under a door knob in an attempt to keep people out of the home.
January 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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folks: i got the back page pun last night
the new york post back page for wed. jan 8, 2025: REX APPEAL ryan make his pitch to lead Jets again - and bring the fun back.
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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[Ron Howard voiceover]: Hey, that's the name of the show!
January 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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or MAYBE
brick tamland from anchorman, but instead of saying i love lamp, he's saying he loves Madden ratings
December 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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brick tamland from anchorman, but instead of saying i love lamp, he's saying he loves Jets wide reciever Garrett Wilson.
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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folks, we're cookin'.
a john cusack skeet pointing folks to a local file named 'file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/01/01/46D576C5-0EB2-4BFA-9449-00F67C336933/47B01553-5215-4628-9ADB-7ADE05570CFE.mov' a 2015 stephen a smith tweet imploring followers to 'take a look, y'all' at an un-uploaded file named 'img_4346.jpeg'
December 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Sure, it's spam, but also... free meal!
A spam text message that reads, "let's go for have dinner tonight, I'll buy and feed you"
December 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM