Nikos Helios
Nikos Helios
@nhealey.bsky.social
*This* is a Fess.
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
me too.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I still write
"Cat Fud ➡️"
on my shopping list. 30 years later.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
this happened to me too – walked the bank from Marlow to Henley, started thinking "ooh, lots of boats about"...
(doh!)
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
ok this is my favourite Fesshole movie script
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
this is my favourite Fesshole movie script
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
actually, it IS "on sand" - check out Goldsworthy Gurney, crazy name crazy guy
September 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The problem they'd have is that many words have different meanings over here. (Like, "comedian".)
September 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
jimson weed /thornapple /datura - looks very cool. grows wild all over. very noxious indeed.
September 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
as a designer, it's a really good reminder to read other people banging on about features – raw camera formats, speaker bass, wireless charging – that I personally couldn't care less about :-)
July 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Safe pair of hands."
"Won't rock the boat."
"One of 'Us'."
(...not to mention "Won't question the competence of other senior managers"!)
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
ka-boomers?
May 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
oh but try President butter, they dont use oil to make it spreadable, they use *cream*
#FrenchFood
May 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Eurovision: Electric Poopy.
(as i expect a million people have said)
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
pattering?
February 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They're mostly overpromoted techies tho, and the tech part is all they have?
February 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
So many popular accounts post far too much, I keep having to Unfollow, because It Does Not Scale!
But wait, @bsky.app could fix this, and improve the quality of content everywhere: give us a setting for "max daily posts in my feed from any one user".
Wd be so much better than X, say!
February 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Rumbelows Boffin - should be on a Tshirt.
Or could be an American law firm.
Lovely.
January 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
yeah this might seem incredible to kids who learn on their phone, but there were people *before boomers*
(they just don't have a handy name)
January 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM