Why doesn’t the person who wants to win the most simply ride a motorcycle? Seems a lot easier than all that pedaling

This game is going to take years off of my life and it’s only game one. The Mariners are allergic to low stress baseball

As a Cardinals fan I love this. It’s like seeing an ex be all sorts of messy after you’ve moved on and settled down

Not to be dramatic but I would die for that man

Apparently he threw gas from the left side in high school so I immediately like the pick even if I hadn’t heard of him before reading a million mock drafts

I think it was just instincts and self preservation, he’ll probably wear a fastball on the ribs for it but I think it’s a mistake that went about as poorly as it possibly could have

Definitely not malicious but man that had to have been the worst possible way to get the out

Elite velo with a decent spin rate, maybe the Mariners pitching lab can unlock something