Things I actually do: Stand in front of the bathroom mirror for an hour plucking tiny curly silver hairs out of my scalp with a tweezer in a vain attempt to stave off inevitable middle age and distract myself from doomscrolling.
Things I actually do: Stand in front of the bathroom mirror for an hour plucking tiny curly silver hairs out of my scalp with a tweezer in a vain attempt to stave off inevitable middle age and distract myself from doomscrolling.