This made me forget about the horrors for a few minutes

My dad is the LeBron James of watching/showing me Instagram reels

I'm the LeBron James of eating uncrustables before they are completely thawed

Still getting my footing on here but leaning strongly toward making this a home for shitted posts and keeping sports over #there

Comforting aura of the Christmas tree will protect me from the evils of this world of which there are many

I made the grave mistake of giving my dog one morsel of smoked turkey and now he is on a hunger strike

Hello world!