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Dont even try to bring no helicopters down here neither. Like I dont got a whole fuckin coop full of pigeons with C4 tied ‘round their feets.
Got a bunch of PVC pipe filled with gunpowder and ball bearings and a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nailgun.
Dont even try to bring no helicopters down here neither. Like I dont got a whole fuckin coop full of pigeons with C4 tied ‘round their feets.
Got a bunch of PVC pipe filled with gunpowder and ball bearings and a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nailgun.
Yknow, its surprisingly easy to teach a raccoon how to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines.
Id rather live the rest of my life in the woods, living off fuckin wild ginseng and creek water
Yknow, its surprisingly easy to teach a raccoon how to loosen lug nuts and cut brake lines.
Id rather live the rest of my life in the woods, living off fuckin wild ginseng and creek water
Ive got about 120 coyotes that Ive trained to bite anything with a crew cut and a fuckin badge.
I flew an old Vietnamese man out here and he helped me dig about 12 miles worth of underground tunnels.
I have 450 cameras Ive rigged to solar panels all around this
Ive got about 120 coyotes that Ive trained to bite anything with a crew cut and a fuckin badge.
I flew an old Vietnamese man out here and he helped me dig about 12 miles worth of underground tunnels.
I have 450 cameras Ive rigged to solar panels all around this