Does that mean you’re sexual twice a month? Or once every other month?

What did Bart ever do to you, buddy?

The US manufacturing base has been so thoroughly wrecked that consent is our only remaining product

My millennial ass reading this tweet

You can still be cardinal but you’ve gotta start sucking up to Pope Intersex ASAP for when he croaks

“Get in the holiday spirit, Shinji. Or Rei will have to do the jingle bell rock again.”