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January 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
How do you feel about people who eat pizza with a fork and knife?
January 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Isn't it supposed to be cheaper if you buy more?
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sorry I missed your call. I don't answer calls because you know how to type and I know how to read.

So, glad we could solve that issue.
Goodbye
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is it just me, or does today feel like a teaser for spring? ☀️
January 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
People who have a pet at home, at what point did you realise that the pet really, consciously, understood you?
January 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Leaving the EU was the biggest disaster of my lifetime, and the impact on trade is clear. Small traders are struggling to export, and it’s a terrible situation. If I were prime minister, I’d be begging to rejoin the EU—that’s the only way out.

- Alan Sugar
January 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Rev. Calvin Robinson says goodbye to his license after doing the 'Elon Salute'
January 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Do you wash onions after you have peeled them?
January 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Imagine your company deciding that everyone must return to the office full-time. But if you don’t want to? They’re offering 8 months' pay and benefits to resign—no strings attached.

Would you take the deal or head back to the office?
January 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Labeling everything you disagree with as 'far left' is intellectual laziness.
January 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Apparently, you are supposed to wash your chicken before cooking
January 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So, apparently, AI is just as replaceable as we are. Doubao and DeepSeek are out here snatching jobs from ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, and Grok. Guess no one's safe.
January 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Caption This
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Who are these divas??? 👁️🫦👁️
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Lee Anderson says legal immigrants come here for personal gain, not to help the UK, and we're "brain draining" developing countries. He also thinks too many Brits are "on the dole, doing nothing, sat at home all day watching TV," and benefits should be stopped.
January 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Eh, excuse me??? Paying a license fee for services I don't even use? Absolutely not.
January 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Big win for holding water companies accountable! The Waters Special Measures Bill will give regulators more power, ban undeserved bonuses for execs, introduce tougher penalties (including jail time!), and make sure polluters pay, not the public.
January 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I've got a question about leftover soup. I can't finish it, and I'm not sure how to dispose of it. It has potato and leek chunks, so I'm worried about clogging the sink if I pour it down. But putting it in the bin will make it messy. What's the best way to deal with it? Thanks!
January 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This one will hurt Reform and Elon
January 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Three individuals pardoned by Trump on January 6th have recently proven they belonged in prison all along. One died in a police confrontation, the second was arrested on gun charges, and the third was caught soliciting a minor. Guess he really knows how to pick the best people, huh? 😂
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Boston and Skegness looks lovely this time of the year
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Your wife shouldn't have to cook every evening. Instead, suggest going to your mother’s house for dinner. It’s a chance for her to see how things are done there, and you can mention it’ll be refreshing to eat in a clean house for a change.
January 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Why is it still January?
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Reform UK is a Limited Company.
Limited Companies exist for one purpose - to make money. Not to help you, but to profit from you. Ask company shareholders.
Ask Clacton.
January 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM