it feels safest to be passionate in humorous rebuke or exaggerated outrage

It's not that I'm so negative...
Really, I promise.
It's just that we're not *together* yet.

Progress isn't bad. The future is here, we can do incredible things. We just need to pause and recalibrate, and set some new rules

Heh. Anyway!

What I was TRYING to get at was that he knows our family are faerie

And I offered to purchase his loose tooth from him for a good price, rather than having him deal with any unsavory outside entities

He was happy to bargain, never having heard of a "tooth fairy" anyway, apparently

"Is this little podcast trying to get people to go to Fred Meyer?"

Yeah buddy, it's called a commercial

#5yearold

What is it with the cosmic connection between the Beatles and middle schoolers?
There's got to be something there