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Newt
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A Muppet. A rat. A one man show.

30something || they/them
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The lights are always beautiful for the blessings they represent, but night eight always looks especially lovely.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My incredible partner and I were talking about playing gartic phone with some friends of ours. Independently, we both decided to make animations that had a common explosion element to them. Because my partner is lovely, they made a love explosion duck. Because I am wretched, I had a guy blow up.
June 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know.

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

(I skipped all the HP characters for obvious reasons.)
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Newt coded characters
January 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Be nice to pigeons sticker now living as a patch on the wall of the Lubeznik Center for the Arts in Michigan City, Indiana.
January 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
OUCH! is so fucking good. The repetition of misery, googling treatments knowing that all you'll find is like "try not to think about it :)," dishes piled in the sink, and of course, the classic "you should try yoga." Truly a spoonie masterpiece. Also, what a vibe. Thanks, Zach.
January 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm a preschool teacher, so even when I'm traveling, you know I've got that thang on me.
November 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Post yourself from a different era.

9th grade Newt is a vibe.

(I CANNOT believe these pictures are almost 20 years old wtf.)
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Neither, he's Pierre Le Pieu from Ever After, weirdly.
November 17, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Ziggy, popping out of his blanket cave to shame me into giving up on my homework.
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Lucifer and I have a shared special interest... 🦆
November 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM