Newt
@newtontheloose.bsky.social
A New Hampshire newt in the Florida chaos.
"I met a strange lady...She made me nervous...She took me in and made me breakfast."
Welcome home, Izzy!
Welcome home, Izzy!
July 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"I met a strange lady...She made me nervous...She took me in and made me breakfast."
Welcome home, Izzy!
Welcome home, Izzy!
The cycle speeding up is a terrifying concept.
June 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The cycle speeding up is a terrifying concept.
Seems like it only takes 10-20ish years for people to collectively forget. This is some kind of cruel joke.
June 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Seems like it only takes 10-20ish years for people to collectively forget. This is some kind of cruel joke.
Hasn’t been normal in a long, long time. The water is coming to a boil and too many frogs are just floating mindlessly.
April 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hasn’t been normal in a long, long time. The water is coming to a boil and too many frogs are just floating mindlessly.
Pretty accurate, honestly.
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Pretty accurate, honestly.
There is no right answer. He’s once again “solving” a problem that doesn’t even exist.
February 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There is no right answer. He’s once again “solving” a problem that doesn’t even exist.