Jori 🌞🏳️🌈
@newsynonsense.bsky.social
Neurodivergent writer and editor. Lover of fantasy. Painter.
She/Her
She/Her
My husband talking to our cat: Stop chewing on that. You have food. You're not starved. You are not a plastic consuming parasite.
Me: That last one is up for debate.
Husband: *sigh*
Me: That last one is up for debate.
Husband: *sigh*
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My husband talking to our cat: Stop chewing on that. You have food. You're not starved. You are not a plastic consuming parasite.
Me: That last one is up for debate.
Husband: *sigh*
Me: That last one is up for debate.
Husband: *sigh*
Now THIS is how you write a headline
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Now THIS is how you write a headline
Guess I am unsubscribing from Axios today. I refuse to subscribe to any publication that entertains “the trans debate” and doesn’t refute the incorrect definitions used by bigots.
March 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Guess I am unsubscribing from Axios today. I refuse to subscribe to any publication that entertains “the trans debate” and doesn’t refute the incorrect definitions used by bigots.
*john mulaney voice* Because were delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare
February 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*john mulaney voice* Because were delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare
I made my forever Valentine stuffed shells and they are so damn good.
February 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I made my forever Valentine stuffed shells and they are so damn good.
Can we not do this? Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean he won’t try. This pretending there’s nothing to worry about is ridiculous.
February 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Can we not do this? Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean he won’t try. This pretending there’s nothing to worry about is ridiculous.
I am so proud of myself. I completed this full coverage piece after more than a year of work. So many stitches but worth it.
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am so proud of myself. I completed this full coverage piece after more than a year of work. So many stitches but worth it.
Cool, cool, cool. Staple groceries will be more expensive for us because someone told the stupid felon to treat people like, oh I don’t know, fucking people.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Donald Trump.
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cool, cool, cool. Staple groceries will be more expensive for us because someone told the stupid felon to treat people like, oh I don’t know, fucking people.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Nice! My cat son is 20 pounds right now and his diet is not super helpful.
January 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nice! My cat son is 20 pounds right now and his diet is not super helpful.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
December 27, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
Huh. I was #524,616. Neat
September 21, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Huh. I was #524,616. Neat
Oh good. The pope weighed in.
September 13, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Oh good. The pope weighed in.
He didn’t “go” from anything. He has been both since 2021.
February 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
He didn’t “go” from anything. He has been both since 2021.
Nothing brings me as much joy as these two jerks being nice to each other
January 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Nothing brings me as much joy as these two jerks being nice to each other
New Christmas list just dropped
November 22, 2023 at 5:34 PM
New Christmas list just dropped
Taking the triad to Kesha 💜🥰😘😍
November 13, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Taking the triad to Kesha 💜🥰😘😍
New insult dropped courtesy of DuoLingo
November 7, 2023 at 12:53 AM
New insult dropped courtesy of DuoLingo
Reskeet with your favorite orca meme
November 1, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Reskeet with your favorite orca meme
Saw this ad on FB today.
I will absolutely fucking not watch this. Clearly AI. There isn’t a story here. It looks like they made it to fuck over writers.
I don’t know for sure but it is looks sketchy as hell and I’m not going to support it
I will absolutely fucking not watch this. Clearly AI. There isn’t a story here. It looks like they made it to fuck over writers.
I don’t know for sure but it is looks sketchy as hell and I’m not going to support it
October 22, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Saw this ad on FB today.
I will absolutely fucking not watch this. Clearly AI. There isn’t a story here. It looks like they made it to fuck over writers.
I don’t know for sure but it is looks sketchy as hell and I’m not going to support it
I will absolutely fucking not watch this. Clearly AI. There isn’t a story here. It looks like they made it to fuck over writers.
I don’t know for sure but it is looks sketchy as hell and I’m not going to support it
Lol. This is what you get when you surround yourself with grifters. Things ain’t looking good for 45 😂
October 19, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Lol. This is what you get when you surround yourself with grifters. Things ain’t looking good for 45 😂
It holds the sauce perfectly!
Not gonna lie though…. I’m a fan of the themed shapes Aldi releases for each holiday
Not gonna lie though…. I’m a fan of the themed shapes Aldi releases for each holiday
September 23, 2023 at 1:37 PM
It holds the sauce perfectly!
Not gonna lie though…. I’m a fan of the themed shapes Aldi releases for each holiday
Not gonna lie though…. I’m a fan of the themed shapes Aldi releases for each holiday
As I have said…… fucking hate robin vos
September 22, 2023 at 12:51 AM
As I have said…… fucking hate robin vos
If elected president, I will replace Air Force 1 with unicorns.
September 21, 2023 at 2:19 PM
If elected president, I will replace Air Force 1 with unicorns.
This man is so pathetic. Begging for any attention for his failing platform
September 20, 2023 at 8:50 PM
This man is so pathetic. Begging for any attention for his failing platform