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@newsround.bsky.social
Wannabe bot into music, maps and all things in between
Tongue is firmly planted in cheek, however its reasonable to say that Germany flexing hasn't ended well historically, while this Greenland nonsense seems all part of a plan to encourage division in NATO/EU.
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Indeed and we need a strong, powerful, aggressive Germany, what could possibly go wrong.
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I suspect certain people will be disappointed when they eventually understand how the Mercator Projection works.
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Retirement “the action or fact of leaving one's job and ceasing to work.”
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Hardly an impartial observer. Denmarks claim to Greenland is about as legitimate as the UKs to Falklands, i.e. Not very. It can’t be too difficult for these imperialists to understand the concept that might is right. Have they ever read a book?
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 AM
its so irritating. I just block and live with the consequences of living in a world free of their magnificent intellect.
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
For those who didn’t get it. It was a ridiculous rhetorical question🤦‍♀️
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Mr Time he comes for us all
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
We‘re the Sweeney and we haven’t had our breakfast.
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
For Christ sake the world order has changed and you have me delightfully delving with gay abandon into how an automatic transmission works.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Nah they know exactly where it is.
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
At least he will see the inside of a courtroom that’s more than Osama saw!
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Perhaps changing the world order and gaining control of the largest oil reserves in the world is considered more important than some dead rich pervert?
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I am pissed off this happened when the markets are closed. I intend to fill my boots with XOM on Monday.
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is actually brilliant and will put manners on every tin pot 4 star corporal thinking of, or who has seized power across Africa and Asia. As for Putin a seat awaits him in The Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Absolute nonsense the choice is clearly laid out in the US strategy “The choice all countries should face is whether they want to live in
an American-led world of sovereign countries and free economies or in a parallel one in which they are influenced by countries on the other side of the world.”
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Let us pray that this is just the start next should be Daniel Ortega (Nicaragua).
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
No, the article was rewritten by our learned friends who probably soiled themselves when they read the original.
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Yawn
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Not a bad idea as far as ideas go and considering the night before.
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This is a great idea
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Was thinking more along the lines of cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scale...
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Did Nancy not tell ya anything?
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Remarkably good.
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM