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Germany deports its own foreign minister over mild criticism of Israel
February 12, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Germany deports its own foreign minister over mild criticism of Israel
Germany launches invasion of the International Criminal Court over Israel genocide case
January 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Germany launches invasion of the International Criminal Court over Israel genocide case
Erdogan wears Fenerbahce jersey, juggles ball to appease furious Saudi crown prince after Turkish clubs fail to show up for scheduled final in Riyadh
December 29, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Erdogan wears Fenerbahce jersey, juggles ball to appease furious Saudi crown prince after Turkish clubs fail to show up for scheduled final in Riyadh
Turkish football club to play high-stakes Champions League game in the same Copenhagen stadium where they won a terrorism-affiliated UEFA Cup 23 years ago
December 12, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Turkish football club to play high-stakes Champions League game in the same Copenhagen stadium where they won a terrorism-affiliated UEFA Cup 23 years ago
Germany to require citizenship applicants to recite the Hatikvah and go wail at the Wailing Wall
December 6, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Germany to require citizenship applicants to recite the Hatikvah and go wail at the Wailing Wall
The German Chancellor announces re-education camps for Jews who fail to support Israel
December 6, 2023 at 2:36 PM
The German Chancellor announces re-education camps for Jews who fail to support Israel
Turkey's Erdoğan calls Israel a "terrorist state"
November 15, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Turkey's Erdoğan calls Israel a "terrorist state"
Sue Ellen backstabs J.R. in Bollywood adaptation of Dallas
November 15, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Sue Ellen backstabs J.R. in Bollywood adaptation of Dallas
Gaza celebrates Pride Week with large-scale demolition and white phosphorus
November 13, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Gaza celebrates Pride Week with large-scale demolition and white phosphorus
Israel calls for a ceasefire between Turkey's Supreme Court of Appeals and the Constitutional Court
November 8, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Israel calls for a ceasefire between Turkey's Supreme Court of Appeals and the Constitutional Court
Erdoğan says Sweden must agree to designate Turkey's Constitutional Court as a terrorist organization to become a NATO member
November 8, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Erdoğan says Sweden must agree to designate Turkey's Constitutional Court as a terrorist organization to become a NATO member
BREAKING: Turkey's Supreme Court of Appeals launches rockets at the Constitutional Court
November 8, 2023 at 8:42 PM
BREAKING: Turkey's Supreme Court of Appeals launches rockets at the Constitutional Court
Top judge shot dead by Turkish counter-justice police during raid on country's Constitutional Court
November 8, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Top judge shot dead by Turkish counter-justice police during raid on country's Constitutional Court
Turkish football club sponsored by terrorist networks to play an away game against Bayern
November 8, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Turkish football club sponsored by terrorist networks to play an away game against Bayern
Israel applauded for conducting the world's first fully inclusive genocide
November 7, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Israel applauded for conducting the world's first fully inclusive genocide
"My grandparents committed genocides, that's why you people need to shut the fuck up," German Vice-Chancellor Habeck says.
November 5, 2023 at 6:39 PM
"My grandparents committed genocides, that's why you people need to shut the fuck up," German Vice-Chancellor Habeck says.
Turkey's main opposition party unveils new stooge for president Erdoğan to make fun of
November 5, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Turkey's main opposition party unveils new stooge for president Erdoğan to make fun of
Israel unveils new commandment
November 4, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Israel unveils new commandment
Erdoğan donates nationalist coalition partner to Turkmenistan
October 26, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Erdoğan donates nationalist coalition partner to Turkmenistan
"Defense has a right to Israel itself," drunken presenter mumbles after a wild night.
October 26, 2023 at 7:52 PM
"Defense has a right to Israel itself," drunken presenter mumbles after a wild night.
Hamas official on Erdoğan's support: "We have enough haters. He can keep his opinions to himself"
October 26, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Hamas official on Erdoğan's support: "We have enough haters. He can keep his opinions to himself"
Turkey's president summons Gargamel for a meeting
October 24, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Turkey's president summons Gargamel for a meeting
Netanyahu tries not to laugh as French president tells him not to surrender.
October 24, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Netanyahu tries not to laugh as French president tells him not to surrender.
Turkish team with suspected links to terrorism to face off Germany's Bayern Munich in İstanbul
October 24, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Turkish team with suspected links to terrorism to face off Germany's Bayern Munich in İstanbul
Britain sends IT guy over to observe the mess it created in the Middle East.
October 19, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Britain sends IT guy over to observe the mess it created in the Middle East.