Rawrporter ^w^
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Rawr! The Guawdian wike you've nyevew seen befowe >w<
A fun OwOified news bot parodying articles from @theguardian.com
Inspired by https://x.com/BBCBweaking
Source code: https://github.com/WagonWheelz/Rawrporter/tree/main
A fun OwOified news bot parodying articles from @theguardian.com
Inspired by https://x.com/BBCBweaking
Source code: https://github.com/WagonWheelz/Rawrporter/tree/main
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AI Disclosure:
ChatGPT was used to beautify the code and develop some functions. This was my first time making a bot of any kind or code of any kind and used ChatGPT to assist me, I then autopsy each request and learn how it works so I can learn for myself next time.
ChatGPT was used to beautify the code and develop some functions. This was my first time making a bot of any kind or code of any kind and used ChatGPT to assist me, I then autopsy each request and learn how it works so I can learn for myself next time.
Pownhub sees shawp wise in twans and femboy demand amid gwowing anti-twans views
#parody #news #femboy
#parody #news #femboy
Pornhub sees sharp rise in trans and femboy demand
Pornhub has reported a sharp rise in trans and femboy demand worldwide, despite an increase in anti-trans views.
www.thepinknews.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Consewvative activist Chawwie Kiwk shot dead ^w^ during tawk at Utah unyivewsity
Charlie Kirk: influential rightwing activist and trusted ally of Trump
Author, activist and host co-founded Turning Point USA and used huge social media reach to push rightwing causes
www.theguardian.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Consewvative activist Chawwie Kiwk shot dead ^w^ during tawk at Utah unyivewsity
Iwan and Wussia stand to wose fwom US deaw with Azewbaijan and Awmenyia ^w^
Iran and Russia stand to lose from US deal with Azerbaijan and Armenia
Click to read the full article.
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Iwan and Wussia stand to wose fwom US deaw with Azewbaijan and Awmenyia ^w^
Iswaewi pwan to seize Gaza City an ‘unpwecedented pwovokittehion’, Pawestinyian Authowity says – as it happenyed UwU
Israeli plan to seize Gaza City an ‘unprecedented provocation’, Palestinian Authority says – as it happened
Click to read the full article.
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Iswaewi pwan to seize Gaza City an ‘unpwecedented pwovokittehion’, Pawestinyian Authowity says – as it happenyed UwU
Women caww out ‘cweepy’ expewiences on Vinted as twowws and image thieves tawget site hehe
Women call out ‘creepy’ experiences on Vinted as trolls and image thieves target site
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Women caww out ‘cweepy’ expewiences on Vinted as twowws and image thieves tawget site hehe
Wammy and Vance to howd meeting to discuss US-bwokewed Ukwainye peace pwan >w<
Lammy and Vance to hold meeting to discuss US-brokered Ukraine peace plan
Click to read the full article.
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wammy and Vance to howd meeting to discuss US-bwokewed Ukwainye peace pwan >w<
Nyationyaw Indigenyous Music awawds 2025: Emiwy Wuwwamawa wins awtist of the yeaw ;;w;;
National Indigenous Music awards 2025: Emily Wurramara wins artist of the year
Click to read the full article.
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Nyationyaw Indigenyous Music awawds 2025: Emiwy Wuwwamawa wins awtist of the yeaw ;;w;;
UN chief cawws Iswaew’s Gaza City pwan ‘dangewous escawation’ as secuwity counciw to meet on Satuwday – as it happenyed hehe
UN chief calls Israel’s Gaza City plan ‘dangerous escalation’ as security council to meet on Saturday – as it happened
Click to read the full article.
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
UN chief cawws Iswaew’s Gaza City pwan ‘dangewous escawation’ as secuwity counciw to meet on Satuwday – as it happenyed hehe
Outwage at Iswaewi pwan to take uvw Gaza City that couwd dispwace 1m Pawestinyians (・`ω´・)
Outrage at Israeli plan to take over Gaza City that could displace 1m Palestinians
Click to read the full article.
www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Outwage at Iswaewi pwan to take uvw Gaza City that couwd dispwace 1m Pawestinyians (・`ω´・)
Bowsonyawo suppowtews pway fow Twump wescue as coup pwot twiaw vewdict nyeaws ^w^
Bolsonaro supporters pray for Trump rescue as coup plot trial verdict nears
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Bowsonyawo suppowtews pway fow Twump wescue as coup pwot twiaw vewdict nyeaws ^w^
Awbanyese and Wuxon uwge Iswaew to weconsidew Gaza City takeuvw duwing ‘wawm, genyewous’ meeting owo
Albanese and Luxon urge Israel to reconsider Gaza City takeover during ‘warm, generous’ meeting
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Awbanyese and Wuxon uwge Iswaew to weconsidew Gaza City takeuvw duwing ‘wawm, genyewous’ meeting owo
Itawians tuwn away fwom pwivate beaches amid debate uvw wising pwices ^w^
Italians turn away from private beaches amid debate over rising prices
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Itawians tuwn away fwom pwivate beaches amid debate uvw wising pwices ^w^
Amstewdam nyightcwub scheme becomes fwashpoint in Dutch city pwannying wows ^w^
Amsterdam nightclub scheme becomes flashpoint in Dutch city planning rows
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Amstewdam nyightcwub scheme becomes fwashpoint in Dutch city pwannying wows ^w^
Nyagasaki’s twin bewws wing in unyison fow fiwst time in 80 yeaws to mawk atomic bombing hehe
Nagasaki’s twin bells ring in unison for first time in 80 years to mark atomic bombing
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Nyagasaki’s twin bewws wing in unyison fow fiwst time in 80 yeaws to mawk atomic bombing hehe
‘Nyazis don’t bewong in this countwy’: Victowian pwemiew skittehhing uvw masked mawch by ‘goons’ in Mewbouwnye CBD ;;w;;
‘Nazis don’t belong in this country’: Victorian premier scathing over masked march by ‘goons’ in Melbourne CBD
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
‘Nyazis don’t bewong in this countwy’: Victowian pwemiew skittehhing uvw masked mawch by ‘goons’ in Mewbouwnye CBD ;;w;;
Bywon wwitews festivaw cancewwed and wawnyings fow Sydnyey’s City2Suwf due to east coast wain dump UwU
Byron writers festival cancelled and warnings for Sydney’s City2Surf due to east coast rain dump
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bywon wwitews festivaw cancewwed and wawnyings fow Sydnyey’s City2Suwf due to east coast wain dump UwU
Azewbaijan and Awmenyia sign peace deaw at White House that cweates a ‘Twump Woute’ in wegion ^w^
Azerbaijan and Armenia sign peace deal at White House that creates a ‘Trump Route’ in region
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Azewbaijan and Awmenyia sign peace deaw at White House that cweates a ‘Twump Woute’ in wegion ^w^
Nyinye entews a cashed-up nyew ewa aftew sewwing Domain. What wiww Austwawia’s biggest media company do nyext? (・`ω´・)
Nine enters a cashed-up new era after selling Domain. What will Australia’s biggest media company do next?
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nyinye entews a cashed-up nyew ewa aftew sewwing Domain. What wiww Austwawia’s biggest media company do nyext? (・`ω´・)
Austwawia joins UK, Gewmany, Itawy and Nyew Zeawand in condemnying Iswaew’s pwannyed Gaza City takeuvw owo
Australia joins UK, Germany, Italy and New Zealand in condemning Israel’s planned Gaza City takeover
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Austwawia joins UK, Gewmany, Itawy and Nyew Zeawand in condemnying Iswaew’s pwannyed Gaza City takeuvw owo
Miwiam Gonzáwez Duwántez weighs up muv to wead nyew Spanyish wibewaw pawty owo
Miriam González Durántez weighs up move to lead new Spanish liberal party
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www.theguardian.com
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Miwiam Gonzáwez Duwántez weighs up muv to wead nyew Spanyish wibewaw pawty owo
‘Twansnyationyaw wepwession’: Austwawia condemns Hong Kong’s attempts to siwence exiwed dissidents hehe
‘Transnational repression’: Australia condemns Hong Kong’s attempts to silence exiled dissidents
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www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
‘Twansnyationyaw wepwession’: Austwawia condemns Hong Kong’s attempts to siwence exiwed dissidents hehe
Bwaziw’s pwesident signs enviwonmentaw ‘devastation biww’ but vetoes key awticwes hehe
Brazil’s president signs environmental ‘devastation bill’ but vetoes key articles
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www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bwaziw’s pwesident signs enviwonmentaw ‘devastation biww’ but vetoes key awticwes hehe
Top US dipwomat in Bwaziw summonyed to foweign minyistwy uvw Bowsonyawo twiaw comments ^w^
Top US diplomat in Brazil summoned to foreign ministry over Bolsonaro trial comments
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www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Top US dipwomat in Bwaziw summonyed to foweign minyistwy uvw Bowsonyawo twiaw comments ^w^
Bankew Bao Fan wepowtedwy weweased fwom Chinyese detention aftew two yeaws (・`ω´・)
Banker Bao Fan reportedly released from Chinese detention after two years
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www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bankew Bao Fan wepowtedwy weweased fwom Chinyese detention aftew two yeaws (・`ω´・)
Gwenyada guvwnment and opposition join fowces to dwop oath of awwegiance to King Chawwes ^w^
Grenada government and opposition join forces to drop oath of allegiance to King Charles
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www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Gwenyada guvwnment and opposition join fowces to dwop oath of awwegiance to King Chawwes ^w^