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John D. Newsome
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The worst part is Verizon's claim that 180,000 was the max number of users affected. Man, the outage map was from west coast to east coast and down south through Georgia. The **massive** outage was bad enough, but to blatantly lie to try to cover up just how bad is disgraceful.

#VerizonOutage
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Verizon has recently been after me to switch to their home internet service. Yesterday's outage is the best ad for why I should NEVER do that. I was without phone service for almost 12 hours, and, if I also had Verizon home internet, I would have had no cell OR home internet.

#VerizonOutage
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Halloween 2025
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So, whose idea at CVS was it to put the Doan’s back pills on the bottom shelf? They should be fired… out of a cannon.
#ouch
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hey ESPNU - when you’re rebroadcasting the game from last night, maybe don’t run the final score in the crawl at the bottom while the game is in the 3rd quarter. That’d be great, thanks.
September 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
August 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's crazy, I saw Elvis's old jet that's been converted into an RV on the interstate yesterday.
July 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think weddings should have a guess book instead of a guest book, and people can leave their guess for how long the marriage will last.
Also, I'm not invited to any more weddings.
July 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My quote of the day, which is appropriate today!

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
June 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am honored to have participated in Taps Across America once again this year. At 3 p.m., I played Taps across my neighborhood in South Georgia.
May 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
May 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I hate when that happens!
May 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Be a fountain not a drain. Always give more than you receive.
May 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hey MegaMillions! If we could afford five bucks a ticket, we wouldn't need to play the lottery!

Mitchell Kobriger
April 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
March 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Umm, Dove soap.....? Using *My Neck My Back* song in a commercial? I mean, you changed the words I guess, but we still know what it originally said.
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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