NASA Admits Earth Is Flat: ‘We Feel Really Stupid,’ Says Spokesman.

A visibly shaken team of NASA scientists confessed that their long-held belief in a spherical Earth had been entirely mistaken.

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Back Street Homeless Tattooist Used Rat Teeth And Bin Juice On Unsuspecting Customers.

Len Bestovhidi, a 42 year old homeless man, had set up a makeshift tattoo studio in an alley behind local shops in Luton, UK.

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𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗢𝗳 ‘𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆’ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟭𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗧𝗼 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝟭𝟬𝟬% 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝘆𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗰𝗲.

A conglomerate of Asian clothing industry manufacturers has announced the world’s first sheep to produce a 100% polyester fleece.

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𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗧𝗼 𝗚𝗼 𝗔𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱

The long awaited World Shoplifting Championship is to go ahead in March after terms have finally been agreed between businesses, participants and various police forces.

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Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.

KFP is under pressure to reveal where it gets its meat from after a customer found grey feathers in his
kebab.

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Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones

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Gaming fans are fuming today after Rockstar released a statement once again delaying the release of their long awaited title Grand Theft Auto VI.

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