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Safe haven gold is climbing as confidence in the dollar softens. A subtle shift in global power may be happening. Here’s the full breakdown.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Safe haven gold is climbing as confidence in the dollar softens. A subtle shift in global power may be happening. Here’s the full breakdown.
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© Newsfangled 2025 — Original post: newsfangled.co.uk/safe-haven-s...
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🚀 A wanderer from another star system, behaving like nothing we’ve seen before. Could 3I/ATLAS be engineered? 🤔 Dive into the mystery and tell us what you think.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
🚀 A wanderer from another star system, behaving like nothing we’ve seen before. Could 3I/ATLAS be engineered? 🤔 Dive into the mystery and tell us what you think.
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Six episodes. One question: what happens when governance goes algorithmic?
The Lexarchy Protocol — the complete Newsfangled series is live.
Read from the beginning or dive in anywhere.
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The Lexarchy Protocol — the complete Newsfangled series is live.
Read from the beginning or dive in anywhere.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Six episodes. One question: what happens when governance goes algorithmic?
The Lexarchy Protocol — the complete Newsfangled series is live.
Read from the beginning or dive in anywhere.
🔗 newsfangled.co.uk/category/tec...
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The Lexarchy Protocol — the complete Newsfangled series is live.
Read from the beginning or dive in anywhere.
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The Monroe Doctrine was meant to keep foreign powers out of the Americas.
Now Russian warships are in Venezuela — and Washington’s doctrine is being used against it.
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Now Russian warships are in Venezuela — and Washington’s doctrine is being used against it.
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November 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The Monroe Doctrine was meant to keep foreign powers out of the Americas.
Now Russian warships are in Venezuela — and Washington’s doctrine is being used against it.
Read the full story: newsfangled.co.uk/monroe-doctr...
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Now Russian warships are in Venezuela — and Washington’s doctrine is being used against it.
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The Milo Files return — and this time, it’s personal. Milo’s midnight zoomies reach biblical proportions in Why Your Kitten Thinks He’s Possessed (and You’re Just the Butler).
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November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Milo Files return — and this time, it’s personal. Milo’s midnight zoomies reach biblical proportions in Why Your Kitten Thinks He’s Possessed (and You’re Just the Butler).
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Baroness Mone’s PPE Medpro owes £39 million in tax and £148 million in repayments to the UK government.
The VIP lane didn’t just fast-track profits — it left accountability behind.
Full exposé: newsfangled.co.uk/baroness-mon...
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The VIP lane didn’t just fast-track profits — it left accountability behind.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Baroness Mone’s PPE Medpro owes £39 million in tax and £148 million in repayments to the UK government.
The VIP lane didn’t just fast-track profits — it left accountability behind.
Full exposé: newsfangled.co.uk/baroness-mon...
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The VIP lane didn’t just fast-track profits — it left accountability behind.
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Democrats in Congress have asked Andrew Windsor to give evidence about his Epstein ties.
No royal titles, no immunity — just accountability.
Full breakdown here: newsfangled.co.uk/andrew-winds...
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No royal titles, no immunity — just accountability.
Full breakdown here: newsfangled.co.uk/andrew-winds...
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November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Democrats in Congress have asked Andrew Windsor to give evidence about his Epstein ties.
No royal titles, no immunity — just accountability.
Full breakdown here: newsfangled.co.uk/andrew-winds...
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No royal titles, no immunity — just accountability.
Full breakdown here: newsfangled.co.uk/andrew-winds...
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"Go green” they said and then charge us for every mile.
Rachel Reeves’ pay-per-mile tax plan is fuelling fury across working Britain.
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Rachel Reeves’ pay-per-mile tax plan is fuelling fury across working Britain.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"Go green” they said and then charge us for every mile.
Rachel Reeves’ pay-per-mile tax plan is fuelling fury across working Britain.
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Rachel Reeves’ pay-per-mile tax plan is fuelling fury across working Britain.
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260 prisoners released by mistake in just one year. Bureaucracy, burnout, and broken systems — Britain’s prisons are in free fall.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
260 prisoners released by mistake in just one year. Bureaucracy, burnout, and broken systems — Britain’s prisons are in free fall.
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The government’s mobility scheme shake-up would ban luxury cars like BMWs and Mercedes.
Is it fairness for taxpayers — or a headline masquerading as savings?
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Is it fairness for taxpayers — or a headline masquerading as savings?
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November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The government’s mobility scheme shake-up would ban luxury cars like BMWs and Mercedes.
Is it fairness for taxpayers — or a headline masquerading as savings?
Read the full breakdown:
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Is it fairness for taxpayers — or a headline masquerading as savings?
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As Washington cools on Ukraine, Venezuela steps into the frame.
A quiet off-ramp or a new front in the global power game?
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A quiet off-ramp or a new front in the global power game?
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November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
As Washington cools on Ukraine, Venezuela steps into the frame.
A quiet off-ramp or a new front in the global power game?
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A quiet off-ramp or a new front in the global power game?
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The interview that haunted him still echoes.
Now Congress wants Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to answer for his Epstein ties.
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Now Congress wants Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to answer for his Epstein ties.
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November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The interview that haunted him still echoes.
Now Congress wants Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to answer for his Epstein ties.
newsfangled.co.uk/andrew-mount...
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Now Congress wants Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to answer for his Epstein ties.
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Tonight’s referrals are looking lively — Bluesky’s leading the pack, search engines are waking up, and even ChatGPT’s been caught reading Newsfangled. Not bad for a Friday night.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Tonight’s referrals are looking lively — Bluesky’s leading the pack, search engines are waking up, and even ChatGPT’s been caught reading Newsfangled. Not bad for a Friday night.
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Rachel Reeves faces fresh pressure over her missing rental licence just days before the Budget.
Starmer calls it “inadvertent,” but critics aren’t buying it.
Full story on Newsfangled:
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Starmer calls it “inadvertent,” but critics aren’t buying it.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Rachel Reeves faces fresh pressure over her missing rental licence just days before the Budget.
Starmer calls it “inadvertent,” but critics aren’t buying it.
Full story on Newsfangled:
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Starmer calls it “inadvertent,” but critics aren’t buying it.
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Rachel Reeves says Brexit is still making your shopping bill higher.
But beneath the economic talk, is Labour edging Britain back toward Brussels?
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But beneath the economic talk, is Labour edging Britain back toward Brussels?
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October 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Rachel Reeves says Brexit is still making your shopping bill higher.
But beneath the economic talk, is Labour edging Britain back toward Brussels?
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But beneath the economic talk, is Labour edging Britain back toward Brussels?
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6 a.m. sharp. The house sleeps — except for Milo, the furry alarm clock with murder in his heart and my toes on his mind.
Why does every kitten think it’s a jungle cat before sunrise?
Read “Milo the Morning Menace” now:
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Why does every kitten think it’s a jungle cat before sunrise?
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October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
6 a.m. sharp. The house sleeps — except for Milo, the furry alarm clock with murder in his heart and my toes on his mind.
Why does every kitten think it’s a jungle cat before sunrise?
Read “Milo the Morning Menace” now:
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Why does every kitten think it’s a jungle cat before sunrise?
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Western oil sanctions were meant to weaken Russia.
What if they’re doing the opposite?
Higher prices, new trade lanes and industrial strategy could be making Moscow harder to hurt, not easier.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/russian-oil-...
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What if they’re doing the opposite?
Higher prices, new trade lanes and industrial strategy could be making Moscow harder to hurt, not easier.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/russian-oil-...
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October 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Western oil sanctions were meant to weaken Russia.
What if they’re doing the opposite?
Higher prices, new trade lanes and industrial strategy could be making Moscow harder to hurt, not easier.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/russian-oil-...
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What if they’re doing the opposite?
Higher prices, new trade lanes and industrial strategy could be making Moscow harder to hurt, not easier.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/russian-oil-...
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Government shutdown hits Day 25.
Federal workers unpaid. SNAP delayed. Travel chaos spreading.
Washington needs to remember who pays the price.
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Federal workers unpaid. SNAP delayed. Travel chaos spreading.
Washington needs to remember who pays the price.
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October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Government shutdown hits Day 25.
Federal workers unpaid. SNAP delayed. Travel chaos spreading.
Washington needs to remember who pays the price.
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Federal workers unpaid. SNAP delayed. Travel chaos spreading.
Washington needs to remember who pays the price.
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China’s strategy toward Taiwan may be shifting — from invasion to siege.
A blockade would choke the island’s supply lines and test how far the US is willing to go.
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A blockade would choke the island’s supply lines and test how far the US is willing to go.
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October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
China’s strategy toward Taiwan may be shifting — from invasion to siege.
A blockade would choke the island’s supply lines and test how far the US is willing to go.
You Read, You React.
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A blockade would choke the island’s supply lines and test how far the US is willing to go.
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Angela Rayner just redefined composure in the Commons — less chaos, more control.
Her tone said it all: this is a woman ready for power.
Is Labour’s heart already shifting her way?
Full story 👉 newsfangled.co.uk/angela-rayne...
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Her tone said it all: this is a woman ready for power.
Is Labour’s heart already shifting her way?
Full story 👉 newsfangled.co.uk/angela-rayne...
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October 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Angela Rayner just redefined composure in the Commons — less chaos, more control.
Her tone said it all: this is a woman ready for power.
Is Labour’s heart already shifting her way?
Full story 👉 newsfangled.co.uk/angela-rayne...
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Her tone said it all: this is a woman ready for power.
Is Labour’s heart already shifting her way?
Full story 👉 newsfangled.co.uk/angela-rayne...
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AI in Classrooms: Schools Quietly Rolling Back ChatGPT Policies
After the initial hype, schools are quietly limiting ChatGPT use — citing false plagiarism flags and declining creativity.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/ai-in-the-cl...
After the initial hype, schools are quietly limiting ChatGPT use — citing false plagiarism flags and declining creativity.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/ai-in-the-cl...
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
AI in Classrooms: Schools Quietly Rolling Back ChatGPT Policies
After the initial hype, schools are quietly limiting ChatGPT use — citing false plagiarism flags and declining creativity.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/ai-in-the-cl...
After the initial hype, schools are quietly limiting ChatGPT use — citing false plagiarism flags and declining creativity.
Full story: newsfangled.co.uk/ai-in-the-cl...
Zelensky is signalling a ceasefire — but to Russia, it looks like déjà vu. After Minsk, can Moscow ever believe Western promises again?
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October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Zelensky is signalling a ceasefire — but to Russia, it looks like déjà vu. After Minsk, can Moscow ever believe Western promises again?
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#Ukraine #Russia #Ceasefire #Politics #Newsfangled
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Thatcher & Reagan promised to save the West — but did their free-market revolution actually doom it?
The Iron Illusion: The West’s Doomed Economic Revolution — now live on Newsfangled.
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The Iron Illusion: The West’s Doomed Economic Revolution — now live on Newsfangled.
Read here: newsfangled.co.uk/thatcher-rea...
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Thatcher & Reagan promised to save the West — but did their free-market revolution actually doom it?
The Iron Illusion: The West’s Doomed Economic Revolution — now live on Newsfangled.
Read here: newsfangled.co.uk/thatcher-rea...
The Iron Illusion: The West’s Doomed Economic Revolution — now live on Newsfangled.
Read here: newsfangled.co.uk/thatcher-rea...
Trump’s Middle East policy has done a full U-turn.
From “America First” to “Israel First”?
We dig into the donors, diplomacy, and double-speak shaping his new stance.
Full story ➜ newsfangled.co.uk/trump-middle...
From “America First” to “Israel First”?
We dig into the donors, diplomacy, and double-speak shaping his new stance.
Full story ➜ newsfangled.co.uk/trump-middle...
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Trump’s Middle East policy has done a full U-turn.
From “America First” to “Israel First”?
We dig into the donors, diplomacy, and double-speak shaping his new stance.
Full story ➜ newsfangled.co.uk/trump-middle...
From “America First” to “Israel First”?
We dig into the donors, diplomacy, and double-speak shaping his new stance.
Full story ➜ newsfangled.co.uk/trump-middle...
Crypto’s Great Illusion: Why the Digital Gold Rush Was Always Fool’s Gold
As the market crashes again, the truth is hard to ignore — crypto was never money, just belief without backing.
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As the market crashes again, the truth is hard to ignore — crypto was never money, just belief without backing.
Read it now on Newsfangled:
newsfangled.co.uk/crypto-great...
October 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Crypto’s Great Illusion: Why the Digital Gold Rush Was Always Fool’s Gold
As the market crashes again, the truth is hard to ignore — crypto was never money, just belief without backing.
Read it now on Newsfangled:
newsfangled.co.uk/crypto-great...
As the market crashes again, the truth is hard to ignore — crypto was never money, just belief without backing.
Read it now on Newsfangled:
newsfangled.co.uk/crypto-great...