Sounds like moving to a new apartment might be easier.

Hey Helen, the fridge should have wheels, which are no doubt slightly frozen into place by the weight of the device over time. Try just pulling one side the then the other. You should be able to coax it from it's nesting place by walking it out side by side, inch by inch.

A friend knows the family and says they are awful people.

This girls had an ethical bypass at birth.

I didn't vote for Trump, did you?

Bad news, boss. It always was, it just took Trump to bring it out.

They haven't been serious since the Brown and Williamson scandal.

Bubba Cunningham. Just got to love the South.

Let's no lose sight of the NFL and NCAA also running ICE recruitment ads as so many football fans, are knuckle draggers.

Got to love people attempting to apply logic and legal precedent to this administration. A crazy country elected a game show host to lead them, and you're talking common sense. This is "merica" we operate on emotions only.

Not sure about bribe, but pretty sure this lines up well with the definition of bullshit.